Caesar Zvayi 🇿🇼
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A friend had some challenges at work. He called up his mother to tell her.
That night, his father called him.
"Son, I understand you have a problem at work. Did you tell your wife?"
"No, dad."
"Why?"
"I don't want her to worry. You know women."
"Why did you tell mine then?" 😂😂
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This is Heath Streak speaking fluent Sindebele. Am envious. I am going to start Sindebele lessons! Just updated my 2018 resolutions!
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Archbishop Ezekiel Guti of ZAOGA FIF jogging @ 99 years!
... part of the secret to his longevity. I am putting on my trainers tomorrow morning.
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*_Chamisa is taking longer than ZEC to release his results!_* 😂😂😂😂😂 ..... made my morning. Good morning Zimbabweans.
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If we understand & learn from this picture vanhu verudzi rwangu, we WILL have solved 90% of our problems!
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A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words.
... This is Solomon Mahlangu (as he was) A young South African freedom fighter & anti-Apartheid activist
He was captured & hanged by the Apartheid regime on April 6 1979. When the judge asked him his last words he said; "MY BLOOD WILL…
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All good to moot these fines in the comfort of an expensive ride or cushy office.
I wonder if the powers that be are aware of the desperation of commuters, cops included, keen to be home before curfew in the absence of an efficient public transport system system. Needs rethink.
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I think someone lied to the MDC Alliance that God muChinja .... Wednesday's case has nothing to do with prayer but EVIDENCE. The same God you claim is in your application is also the God of ED!
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“Today its 4 weeks without sugar, no meats, no dairy or flour, no caffeine! Running 10km daily & a 4hr workout everyday! The change has been fantastic! I feel great!"
Well, I don't know whose status this is, but I was really proud of them, so I decided to copy and paste!
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On November 12 1982 ... the man below passed on, probably the greatest philanthropist Zimbabwe ever produced, we should do more to honour him. His name is Jairosi Jiri.
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There is need to raise the threshold for presidential candidates, $1000 is too little .... USD$50 000 and above would deter chancers and not present ballot paper design issues... Even the numbers of signatures from registered voters. Can I get an Amen?
@ZECzim
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I like
@PaulKagame
! The West can't teach us electoral democracy. They wouldn't recognise it even if it hit them in the face!
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I will open this bottle on August 1, when all results are in. I will be toasting to a 5 year term for ED. PLEASE SAVE THIS TWEET. Whoever wants a share, like or retweet.
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Had to share this 😂😂😂😂
Kana uchiti uri pama1 bvunza mupurisa we traffic akakwereta achiti ndodzosa after 2 days!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hanzi .... Udzai President kuti ''tiri panze peStadium muAltezza yeWhite tauya neHanzvadzi yavakapromiswa naChamisa."
****Mutumwa haana mbonje.
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ZBC Seriously? The Warriors have lined up and you are showing some seedy drama! How many soccer loving Zimbabweans have the luxury of falling back on Supersport 4?
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Benjamin Netanyahu was ousted as Israeli prime minister by a razor-thin majority of 60 - 59 votes in the Knesset. If ever there was a demonstration of the importance of a single vote, this was it!
Your vote could be that crucial,
#RegisterToVoteZW
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Opposition leader R.G. Mugabe has pledge to create employment, fight corruption & multiple farm ownership as he laid out his 90 Day plan ....
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Politics
Mutinhiri rejoins Zanu-PF, Dabengwa endorses ED, Bob endorses ED, Dr Stop It praises ED .... whats next?
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Foreign Affairs & International Trade Minister Dr S. B Moyo is alive & well.
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Something beautiful is going on in Zimbabwe, much like a work of art, stroke by stroke, chip by chip. Let the artists finish in peace & unveil to our eyes that do not see. Indeed, we shall all appreciate the artistry! -- Good morning Zimbabwe! ☺️☺️
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Can someone tell me what is wrong with this bridge designed and built to serve a rural constituency? Did we expect the equivalent of the Brooklyn Bridge in Mt Darwin? The negativity and toxicity in some of our people, at times, beats battery acid.
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Adzoka hake Muchoni kubva Dhayasipora ave mucoffin.
When hatina musha paNyika is taken literally!
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I don't know on WHY some assume every young voter will vote for MDCA? Just because Nelson Chamisa is in his early 40s doesn't make him a youth, infact he is the age of the fathers of first time voters! What sways voters are programmes, policies. 2023 will be another wake up call!
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Our Constitution does not recognise homosexuality.
It is an unnatural abomination so whoever put up these billboards in Harare is upto mischief, & if identified should be made accountable.
Homos can diddle each other behind closed doors till Kingdom come but what some of us find…
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So the MDC Alliance MPs walked out ahead of SONA & the unveiling of the legislative agenda.
WHO cares? Zanu-PF has the 2/3 majority hence the quorum & requisite numbers to push through Parly business with or without sore losers. Pagedhi hapana munhu, Zanu-PF will score to 2023!
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I DON'T sympathise with those embarassed after copying this western charade. Its demeaning, unAfrican to kneel before a woman asking for her hand in marriage.The marriage intention is inherrent in African courtship. The moment she accepts you, its a question of when. Muchazvirega
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I do not agree with these rankings.
PaUZ panorohwa chikoro vakomana!
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Hanzi at this rate we will soon hear that Chamisa helped Jesus turn 5 loaves and 2 fish into food that fed thousands 😂😂😂😂
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So in your wildest dreams you thought this soldier & gentleman would salute Jiggies?
Mukawana nguva mukwane mazvinzwa!
😂😂😂😂🤣
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Harare East, who would you rather have?
... the ever angry Biti or the cultured Lynette?
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Can someone tell this dimwit to recuse himself from Zim business, we all know he is an interested party!
Kumeso seshindi!!
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Prof Madhuku, a professor of law, nailed it here. Let those with ears hear.
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Whats the facination with the word FULCRUM? Hamuna kuita Moments of Force in Form 1 Science here vakomana?
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If this is music, then my grandmother is a virgin!
This lightweight has thrown down the gauntlet asazoti mavara angu azare ivhu.
Apinda mupolitical Ring literally & metaphorically.
. . . Just saying.
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On a lighter note, someone decided to caricature The Herald 😂😂🤣🤣
...they could have done better on The Editor, newsroom
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Today in History .... Operation Restore Legacy begins😊
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Mwari opinda mumunda weEden manheru kwotonhorera, wakatanga kudana, ''Adam, Adam, uripiko?''
Adam ndokudavira, ''Mukadzi uya wamakandipa Ishe!''
--- Singing Dhiabhorosi Nyoka by Paul Matavire
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A HEAVY HAND is needed here, a real HEAVY hand.
Mollycoddling idiots disturbs the lives of millions of peace loving Zimbabweans.
Our law enforcement agents must set an example that can serve as DETERRENCE to like-minded goons.
@Moha_Zim
@PoliceZimbabwe
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So long Cde, forgive them. They know not what they are doing!
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A special edition of The Herald will be in the streets shortly
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Ko idziwo idzi? I stay in Harare East, I can't recall a single thing that can be attributed to Achimwene
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Viva Malema!....young & sensible.
@Julius_S_Malema
@HeraldZimbabwe
@nickmangwana
@JoramNyathi
@MabasaSasa
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They play different genres but surely there is no comparison between Jah Prayzah & Winky D, Jah Prayzah is lyrically deep, musically talented... for me JP comes second only to Tuku @ the moment.
Winky D Misfires Again
@263chat
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Negativity ine vamwe vanhu about Zim, why don't you just pack up & go kwacho kwamuno admire, after all vamwe venyu muri mabvakure & some mune dual citizenship &/or permanent residencies kwamai flipper maburgers?
Suka!
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Kare kare zvako nyundo isati yarohwa nepasi, sorry pasi pasati parohwa nenyundo ah sorry chimwe chisati charova chimwe!
@HeraldZimbabwe
@nickmangwana
@matigary
@KMutisi
@CharityMaodza
@PaidaMutsva
@TichZindoga
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Quite innovative by the
@jahprayzah
team. These nicely packaged USBs. You get the album on USB or your traditional CD. I bought mine this morning & its on repeat. Its US$10 well spent.
Aiwa zvineChiremerera izvi Mwendaz! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Happy National Unity Day to all Zimbabweans. Point to ponder - isn't it wise to drop the names Mashonaland & Matabeleland for something tribally-neutral? Secessionists thrive on such divisive nomenclature.
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"Dr Otumba the Chamisa 'expert' (stastician) - studied fish migration and is not an election expert. He only studied a sugar board election!" ---- Magwaliba
😂😂😂🤣🤣
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It is obviously a dangerous proposition. But would you kill something so majestic?
I suggest staying out of its way.
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Viva CIC
@Julius_S_Malema
@UKinZimbabwe
dzosai misoro yemaHeroes & Heroines edu Mbuya Chahwe, Chinengundu, Chingaira et al, our artefacts, our minerals, zvese!
Chemai mega Diramhamba renyu!
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Imagine the hullabaloo if this golden stage coach used by Charles III & his Queen Camilla had been used by an African head of state? Thats REAL gold not just coating!
Just imagine!
#RealGoldMafia
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Imagine the noise that would've come from the crybaby MDC Alliance if Qhubani Moyo had been pictured with Zanu-PF officials. Zwizwai oversees polls & Hwende the purse in MDC Chamisa camp. JUST imagine the noise, theories! "KUGOCHA kunoda kweMwana, kwaMai kunodzima moto!"
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''Lawyers file cases they do not address press conferences,'' - Presidential spokesman George Charamba has said.
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An emphatic statement from Sadc, an equally emphatic statement beckons @ the Concourt Wednesday. Like or retweet if you are tired of student politics!
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Thief apparently fell asleep at the goat pen after stealing, woken up by a rod to the backside.
We MUST patent this Africa!
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"The people's President Advocate Nelson Chamisa won the election with 2.6 million votes and that he is the legitimate President of the country." --- This Resolution from the MDC ? national council may be indicative of mental health issues.
Save this tweet.
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"The sheep spends its entire life fearing the wolf only to be eaten by the shepherd." - Anon
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Thabani Mpofu admits application served on EIGHTH DAY, taurai tinzwe vaye vekuzviita nyanzvi pakuverenga mazuva?
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Congratulations to award-winning, veteran journalist Geoffrey Nyarota on his book chronicling the fall of Ole Bob. Will start on it today.
Zimbabwe we need to step up like this to write our stories for posterity.
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To Doubting Thomases claiming the pics I tweeted are old, here is the full spectrum, Pres Mugabe, Gen Chiwenga, Fr Mukonori, SA Defence Minister Nosiviwe Mapisa-Nqakula & State Security Minister Bongani Bongo @ State House this afternoon more pics on
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This is how it should, one people
Drove past someone who looked like Cde Chinoz parking his vehicle.I stopped & called out to see if it was him. Zvikanzi:Ndiwe ani?
Ndikati: 'Mwana asina tsika'
Chinoz aumburuka nekuseka🤣
When Violet met the larger than life Chinoz for the 1st time since the 'farming pple' saga👇🏾
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Latest images from Harare, CIC meets CDF @ State House in Harare this afternoon for more images visit )
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The West never celebrates Steve Biko, Thomas Sankara, Patrice Lumumba, Amilcar Cabral
... There is a reason they celebrate Mandela as the epitome of a "good African'. He was all froth & no beer.
Vukani Madoda! Hawu!
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In 2014 u appointed m 2 b ur dep, u also appointed my colleague but he z no longer w us. I'm nw lonely ur Excellency, l felt it yday. Kindly appoint a counterpart 4 m, M glad pple hv identified th 1 they want. Dnt b afraid or ashamed 2 appoint ur own wife bcz th pple want her.
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Aftr becoming minister, an ex-Gvt critic wz askd y he no longer criticised Gvt.He replied:'It's bad manners to talk while you're eating.' 😂
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1/1 So the RG's Office has stopped issuing IDs forthwith in the wake of overwhelming demand today in light of the COVID situation. The blame rests with Kazembe². Polythene iyoyo ndiyo yoshaikwa to the extent that people end up stampeding for IDs? ...
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