i love when he talks dirty to me

every bitch from your high school with 1 braincell and Jesus Lover in their bio suddenly has Something To Say and it’s the dumbest shit you’ve ever read back to back to back and just when u think you’ve weeded them all out actually here’s 3 more. on the house♥️

Gary Cohen: “What’s the point of nachos?” Keith Hernandez: “Cheese.”

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slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell

Let’s face it: I’m just a white dude with a fat ass.

you will never be him

smithereens. one of the classic ways to be blown

on my way to keep loving despite it all

In 2021, we had the pleasure of briefly touring with @maydayparade for six quick shows. We are very excited to make a proper run with them, @GrayscalePA and @likerosesca this spring. Tickets on sale Friday at 10am local.

Ethel Cain says she supports the idea of killing CEOs to enact change: “I genuinely mean what I say….It’s simple, you make them fear for their lives and hit them in the only place they hurt or nothing will ever get done…”

Markstrom in the locker room rn

They let us get to 2025.

they're doing this to me tomorrow

“They review it because of the guy laying on the ice after the fact. And guy laying on the ice plays 3.5mins of 5min mjr. That’s a tough one. A tough message for the players that if you take a big hit, laying down on the ice has it’s benefits." - HC Keefe on Necas/Meier kneeing

meier doesn’t move, leads with his shoulder, necas puts himself in an awful spot, rolls around like a bitch to get the call, get up, fuck you, devils in 5

every single carolina hurricane is a Rat

liking a girl is so hard i keep looking up definitions of words

this is me if you even care…