Alex
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Just saw a lad driving a corsa with his top off, wearing a pair of Ray Berry’s and blasting out Dua Lipa. Summer in Britain has officially begun
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Caroline Flack found dead. Here comes a week of mental illness awareness posts before everyone goes back to being hypocrites
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The naps you have on holiday inbetween being at the pool all day and going out to dinner hit different
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If lockdown has taught me anything, it’s that people only make the effort with you when it suits them
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Can't stand boring people on a night out who just sit down judging everybody. Dance your tits off and enjoy yourself
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I have a bad habit of waking up on time and laying in bed until I’m late
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I wish my sudden bursts of motivation to sort my life out lasted longer than 30 seconds
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“If they wanted to, they would” is the biggest lesson I’ve had to learn
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Gemma Collins is the type of girl to fake her own death at School to get out of running cross country
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Why is the thought of a takeaway 10x better than the actual takeaway
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Dry lips, dry skin, dry phone, dry bank account, dry sex life. Dry January is in full swing
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Fancying someone you shouldn’t, makes you fancy them that little bit more
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Realising the difference between someone just replying to you and someone actually wanting to talk to you
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If a child of mine was to ever cheat on someone, I failed as a parent
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Seems to be an unpopular opinion, because apparently everyone seems to be taking them these days, but drugs are vile and the biggest turn off 🤮
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Biggest regret is telling yourself you’ll get petrol in the morning
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If your mum doesn't start beef with the whole family when she gets in from work, is she even your mum
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Every cocktail bar should let you taste test it first before spending half your bank account away on utter shite
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Changing the toilet paper roll once in your house and feeling like you’re the backbone of the family
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I wish I was little again, so I can pretend to be asleep and get my lazy ass carried to bed
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Imagine falling in love with someone and finding out they don’t want pets. Bye bitch
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If you tell your mum you liked something she cooked for tea. You’re having it for breakfast, lunch and dinner for the next 2 weeks
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“I’ve shouted you 5 times now that tea is ready”
First of all, it’s not even on the plate
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if you cheat on someone who’s willing to do anything for you, you’re dumb af
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In primary school, the smaller your pencil was, the cooler you were
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When you realise a carrier bag in England is more expensive than a university degree in Scotland
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Jess and Dom have 5 minutes of fame and think they're Posh and Becks
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When you smell a certain alcohol and it reminds you of the time you almost died
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When you ask a McDonald’s employee for extra sauce and they act like their whole career is on the line
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Priorities will tell you everything you need to know about a person
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I swear every teacher in Primary School believed any injury could be solved with a wet paper towel
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The only thing I’ve gained from this year is a shit load of weight
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I have a bad habit of overplaying a new song to the point I've heard it that many times, I despise it
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