Teaching my oldest son about taxes Tell him he owes me 20% of his "adjusted allowance" He asks what "adjusted" means Hand him a "publication 17" I made up He asks which deductions apply to him Tell him to read "section 4" (there is no section 4, it's been superseded by

Also, you get 12 years for telling this joke in Britain.

This is one of the most beautiful moments you will ever witness. Sir Nicholas Winton helped 669 children — most of them Jewish — escape the Holocaust. His humanitarian accomplishments would remain unknown and unnoticed by the world for nearly 50 years. Then in 1988 he

הונדערטער ליבאוויטשער חסידים ביים נעמען א דאלער פונעם רבי'ן שליט"א זצ"ל היינט זונטאג טראָץ די שווערע וועטער

24 hours apart almost the exact same Left: Ruled an NFL interception. Right: Ruled an NFL catch, Adams is down by contact AND the refs take time to review it. It’s getting harder to explain the rules of this league.

There is absolutely no difference between this play and the Buffalo play. Adams did not make any move. He caught it, secured it as he was tackled and then stripped on the ground. Same exact thing. Same exact. This is why fans hate the NFL refs. No consistency game to game

These assholes in NYC proudly chant for Hamas in close proximity to a Jewish school and place of worship. This is menacing and intimidation. The Jewish community deserves relief and protection from these raging antisemites.

A Yeshiva is a Jewish school. An 8 yr old girl got her head smashed because she's Jewish. Every parent and grandparent in America should be furious! Every antisemite hear this, Jews in America love this country and we ain't goin anywhere @StandWithUs @CUFI @RJC

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Lush co-founder says customers who oppose his brands pro-Palestine activism should not shop at his stores. “You shouldn’t come into my shop.” Ok then not a problem! 👏 BOYCOTT LUSH 🛑

BAN CONGRESSIONAL STOCK TRADING, @SpeakerJohnson. LETS TAKE A VOTE!

For shame. He needs to resign.

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No New Yorker should be intimidated or harassed at their house of worship. What happened last night at @PESynagogue was shameful and a blatant attack on the Jewish community. Hate has no place in New York.

Bone chilling words of father of terrorist who is proud his son is a “martyr.” This is what Israel faces-it’s not just terrorists but families proud of what should be mortal shame!

Forget Hasan Piker—an obvious antisemite—I’m honestly shocked that @Variety allowed him to launder his obvious hate for Gal Gadot. It’s disgusting that @Variety shared this.

Quinyon Mitchell is HOLDING Darius Slayton’s hand Slayton scores a MONSTER touchdown … And the refs call OFFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE OFFENSIVE

So a tush push can last long enough for the Oline to push the QB but not long enough for the QB to reach the ball and fumble. The more I watch the play the more confused I am about it. No whistle had been blown.

@Yahrtzeits R’ Ovadia was the former Chief Sephardic rabbi of Eretz Yisroel. Leader of Shas. During the late 1940s, he was a rebbe in yeshiva Ahavah VeAchvah in Cairo, Egypt, and was head of the Cairo Beis din. On a trip to the Pyramids with students of Ahava Veachva, late 1940s.

1959: Rav Aharon Kotler delivers a shiur to a packed crowd at the Etz Chaim Yeshiva in Jerusalem. (📸Edgar Hirschbein Collection-@NLIsrael)