i love illegal immigration i want yall mfs here

did social anxiety not exist back then

when ur lowkey drunk af and see yourself in the mirror

why are some of you more concerned about israel citizens missing out on a twenty one pilots movie than you are concerned about a genocide happening in palestine

I hope Tyler and Josh finally tell you all to fuck yourselves if you think that they have any control over humongous movie theaters outside of making the fucking movie Dumb cunts “Durrr twenty one pilots not say fwee Palestine or encourage my gay fantasies”

Things that cis women do more than trans women: 1. Get vaginoplasties 2. Get “gender-affirming care” 3. Use vaginal dilators 4. Use HRT 5. Shave our faces/remove hair from our bodies/faces 🤷🏻‍♀️

happened to my good friend pete wentz

https://t.co/woWCA3KtFd

to all my people stressed by new years as the passing of time forces you to think about your life and the future and now it’s the end of a decade which is literally a whole crisis: here is a calm vibe 〰️

entering 2026 as a virgin with maybe 3 friends, and my only plan is to watch more movies

Can you guys all report this person for being a literal pedophille, im not even joking, this guy is a danger to the public

Guys am i really a bad guy if idgaf abt the band side of twts drama 🫩 bc ts is annoying, I JS WANNA BE LEFT ALONE IDC ABT PETE WENZT OR ANYTHING ALL I CARE ABT IS NSO AND CUTTING MYSELF AND PUKING

how it feels to be a lesbian who enjoys all queer media because i love other queer people and their stories

6 is the new 7

guys :(

The way he drops the guitar and wraps his arm around his waist haunts me

how raw fear moves me

was watching a Danny Gonzalez video. I can’t escape them.

dan when phil went blonde

You don't unlock peak Twt humour unless you're chronically online.