jumanji ito
@bunkstunkis
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is there a repository all cheap barbershops go to for their stock photos or do they all independently google image “zayn malik”
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better protect my eyesight by taking a screen break... instead i'll hold tension in my body and muscles for 6 hours, yeah 6 hours straight
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one caveat with quiplash is that it can often devolve into pure vulgarity, but that did also lead me to my proudest jackbox moment
Jackbox, specifically Quiplash, is everything you want in a party game Requires creativity. Learned in 5 seconds. Phone is controller. Doesn’t require seating arrangement
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this is true, but fortunately the fix is easy as doing it. we started off intentional and by asking permission, but now my friends and I will call up to say we’re nearby or even knock on each other’s doors and it’s just wonderful
One of the greatest cultural losses that took place between my grandparents generation and my parents generation, and completely extinct by mine, was the idea of company, of random and unexpected visitors, the “we were just passing by” pop-ins.
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Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption
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I’ll never forgive you for what you did to Tanya McQuoid
Three-time Trump voter who had to close his sawmill due to Trump's tariffs: "When people talk about Liberation Day, I can’t hide my sarcasm. We weren’t liberated. At the time, it almost felt like those tariffs were designed to liberate me from our business entirely."
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wow that's awesome that you got phoebe bridgers to guest feature on your track! do you have a version without that
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"They didn't need to go this hard it's just a—" You live your life divorced from creativity and have no idea what it takes to make something bad, let alone something good
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Devs: Its just a video game, please make a boring song that sucks ass Composer: okay
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"Oh my gosh, the composer did NOT need to go THIS hard for this song!" Yes they did, it is literally their job. Fuck you
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this is making me think of my partner’s 4-clock display where every one is just set to a different borough of nyc
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sending a 2-minute voice note is great if you want to save yourself 45 seconds of spell-checking and also delay my response by 3 hours
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hey did you know the actor didn’t actually mean to do that and the director didn’t actually plan that and that wasn’t in the script and the movie was actually just real this all really happened
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Splurged on Venmo Gold so I can see everyone’s private transactions, some of you freaks are unbelievable
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At sleepaway camp my best buddy and I used to just wander around saying things like “A DNA Sequence! Bring me enough of those and I can upgrade your gear!” and “I’ve got a little surprise for you… I’ve marked the location on your minimap”
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