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We must do everything we can to provide one another with the happiness that makes life worth living. https://t.co/pMJWtCjeIN
she/her | stuck in a gas line
Joined January 2016
Folks the moment you've all been waiting for is finally here: chapter 1 of Gas Line Girlfriends, my story of two women finding love while waiting for gas during the 1973 OPEC Oil Crisis is out for public consumption! Enjoy, leave comments, etc. Link below vvvv
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Crazy how Eleanor Rigby, Here There And Everywhere, And Your Bird Can Sing, For No One, and Tomorrow Never Knows are all on the same album, and it’s not even that band’s best album
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Vegan Guy Fieri: Restaurant owner: So this is our Bomb Burger it has real beef cheese and our special Vegan Guy Fieri: Let me stop you there is there a vegan version? Restaurant owner: No Vegan Guy Fieri: Die
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everything that has happened these past 3 years we shared. my entire life is just one big reminder of her, everywhere i turn. i can't escape it.
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she gave me my fucking name man. *she* named me. and now she's gone. forever.
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what do you even do when your best friend of 3 years, who you messaged all day everyday more or less that entire time, just leaves your life forever? how am i supposed to move on?
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i feel empty. i want this nightmarish existence to just end already. its not worth it.
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she was my best friend of the past three years. she helped me transition, helped me with my ADHD. I'd be dead if it hadn't have been for the good fortune of meeting her. and i ruined it in a drunken stupor. i don't know what to do.
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it's all my fault. it's always my fault. i don't know what's wrong with me. i feel like im drowning, why did this have to happen. why am i such an idiot.
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i knew our friendship was time limited, i knew it would be me that ruined it. im such a fuck up.
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i am a terrible person. i am the worst fucking friend in the world. im so sorry, i loved you. im so so sorry.
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“The Beatles are bad actually” people hearing ‘I Want You (She’s So Heavy)’ for the first time
i love putting Beatles/solo Beatles songs on the queue for people who “hate the Beatles” and watching the look on their face when they go “this is sick. who is this?”
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in the tooooown where I was born lived a maaaan who sucked me oooofffff
Gay The Beatles: Gay dude Please fuck my ass Put your penis Into my butthole Remember Not to wear a condom when You fuck a man To get diseases
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"In 2011 Jeffrey Epstein started paying Kotaku writers to produce the most annoying headlines anyone had ever seen so I could screenshot them and post them to /v/."
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我又忘记把雀斑的图层开回去了😱😱😩😩 另外好像这个也算不上能打上tag的程度就不打了再打一遍吧（）（）（） 总之请享用以实玛利-前文职.ver
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i did. I met a girl so kind and so sweet i thought she was faking it. Then i became her friend and she made me want to be a better person
I know cartoonish evil people exist in the real world, so i hope, somewhere, there's cartoonish good people too, i never met someone like that in real life, but i really hope they exist
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