Adam
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he/him/his; jokes for my own benefit; opinions are my own; sometimes have Star Wars and wrestling takes. @theheathyorker
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Joined July 2010
A CBS News vosot on parenting advice on social media firing strays at @JohnCena for no reason.
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This author being interviewed on NPR is unnecessarily using the same voice changer as @ScammerPayback. I’m watching too much YouTube.
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I had a dream that I got employee of the month at my job this week and then it happened today. While I’m happy about this I feel like I really wasted my power of premonition.
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It’s still early game #StarWarsOutlaws for me but I love the fact that apparently the empire just glassed a planet full of warriors and I’m ramming military checkpoints on a crotch rocket and sneaking into bases to steal office supplies. Kay Vess gives no fucks.
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That said I’m good keeping this one right on the line of good and poor.
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i love reaching enlightenment & checking my notes the next day & it's some shit like "all the political parties are more like a Mario party"
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Submitting The Pillowman to my small town community theatre with just this clip.
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Introduced my friend to Talking Head’s Once In A Lifetime this weekend.
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Taco Bell just hit different when you just dump the meat into these slots and eat it with a spoon because you don’t have teeth yet.
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I didn’t even think about that! It didn’t matter to him that he was not in control of himself. He hated himself for clawing Torbin so much he went to live in woods that were not even home to him.
I know we all knew this already but damn... It still hurts 😭😭💔
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