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bucmachine

@bucmachine

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I'd finger you at a funeral

Canada

Joined April 2011

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

1 year

Movie theater popcorn lung.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Indigenous giver.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

All my recycling is in the landfill like God intended.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Stretch marks the spot.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

I got a blowjob and slippers for Christmas.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Must be nice to live in Hawaii with big rockin’ tits.

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garfieldbot

@robertlasagna1

3 years

back in my day we used to fuck women in the pussy

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Just used my last roll of hoarded toilet paper.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Was just hornswoggled.

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malibu reuben groines

@jefffieldsacto

3 years

25 years ago today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales 7/1/1961 - 8/31/1997

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Rachel

@femaleredhead

3 years

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

Brooklyn style pepperoni nipples.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

3 years

An abortion/cat declawing clinic.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

4 years

Hammering back ice cold tall girls.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

4 years

It smelled like the bottom of the gas station squeegee bucket.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

4 years

Life made me eat its ass today.

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Tortured_soul

@1Tortured_soul

8 years

You can lead a horse to water but probably need a special permit to blow it in a parade.

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Dick Fürari

@DickFurari

5 years

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day, give a man PCP he fights the cops naked.

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bucmachine

@bucmachine

4 years

Is getting banned from Russia really a punishment?

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