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@AmericanAir At this point, @AmericanAir should just pay for our relo since we seem to just live in SC now. .

@AmericanAir Let's keep this going shall we? Our outbound flight landed at CAE basically 8 hours behind schedule. Our return flight was supposed to depart CAE on 29Jun at 1945h. It is now 01Jul at 0530h and we are still at CAE after having two return flights be cancelled. .

@AmericanAir On the plane?!?! This feels like a minor miracle, NGL.

@AmericanAir Midnight at DCA. We've been here for 7 hours and no sign of being able to board. Basically 7 hours of operations and communications failure by @AmericanAir. I'd be angrier if they weren't so consistently this terrible. I should know better than to fly with them by now. .

@AmericanAir This is the line for @AmericanAir customer "service" at DCA. Hopefully I don't wind up here later.

UPDATE!. In a classic maneuver, @AmericanAir "shuffled" the incoming flight and got us a scheduled departure time of 1810h. Felt good about that, so I got to DCA for 1700h to board at 1735h. It is now 1837h and we still don't have a plane at the gate. I feel like a sucker rn.

@AmericanAir But who are we kidding? . It's @AmericanAir . The thought of actually solving a problem in a way that helps passengers would never occur to them. Worst. Airline. Ever. /End.

@AmericanAir And yet @AmericanAir somehow still wants me to show up 1-2 hours early for a flight that they claim will take off at 1851h?. I mean, I love DCA and all, but this is straight up disrespectful of your passengers' time, @AmericanAir . 4/.

@AmericanAir So now let's check up on the incoming flight's incoming flight. This flight is currently 5 hours late, and they've only given it a 20 minute turnaround in MKE after landing. Zero percent chance of pulling that off. 3/