"The GPT will do it" is my new excuse for everything.

it pisses me off for a few reasons, not the least of which is that from a systems perspective the economics here are fascinating but everyone taking low quality dunks is missing the opportunity to learn more about how money works

The hotel clerk at @bestwestern explained my key card was demagnetized, so I had to keep it away from phones, key fobs, and any other cards with magnetic strips. They smiled and suggested I hold it in my hand above my head all week.

My other job. https://t.co/H80ZafuGfn

Before coffee: how do I make a PDF double-sided?

Which mission statement is best?

I used @NVIDIAGFN this weekend on a 2in1 and it's amazing. I want streaming LAN parties now because of the convenience of everyone being able to bring a laptop.

.@JBLearning using the phrase 'cyberworld' unironically?

The fastest way to lower your AWS spend is to terminate everything you don't recognize.

OH: Now, I should have 120 volts across the hot dog.

RIP to the poor lil switch who died earlier tho 🙏🏼

A 3 hour workshop on FEMA grants is how I like to party on a Tuesday night.

A unique opportunity to build CI/CD pipelines for rockets, contrasted against YaSaaS. "[LS2.0] represents a cultural shift from our primary focus on schedule to a focus on reliability." https://t.co/Cx6wjxtOY5

Seeking DevOpsy folks to build infrastructure and pipelines to send rockets to space at @Astra. Alameda or Remote. DMs are open if you have Qs. 🚀+ #DevOps == #RocketDevOps https://t.co/tI5NCDLHTZ

Is anyone doing completely automated repeatable switch/router/firewall configs yet? I need this for #RocketDevOps.

Lou: The stepmother from Juno playing Clint Eastwood in a Rambo movie.

Looking for a unique DevOps role? What about a job that has *rockets* in the build pipeline? We're hiring at Astra. https://t.co/fDGdKAnEGw #devops

I don't care about your 4G/5G/*G cellular coverage "everywhere" maps. I want one that shows where I can actually stream unbroken music in my car.

How modern kids tell you that they don't want to go to bed.

"This inverts the default push architecture of ansible into a pull architecture, which has near-limitless scaling potential." but. wait.