since Adam Sandler’s trending i think it’s time we appreciate his fire street style😍😍😍

watching the maze runner series for the first time and tell me why there’s a character named fucking FRYPAN

bart futt couple

I NEED CHICKEN POT PIE

*smacks chops*

in public trying to restrain myself from grabbing my phone when i see too many people around me are using theirs so i seem alert respectful and different

ice cream so good it’s gurglin up my asslin

I am no better than any moth, I will stare directly into any high beams coming my way

I love paramore!!!!!

one thing that never fails to piss me off about men is after you ask them questions and talk to them about their life story for 30 minutes they will never reciprocate and ask you questions about yourself. but that’s okay we can sit in silence for the next 4 hours!

Me at 3am when i randomly decide i want to lose weight

https://t.co/aAij3q86bj

peppa pig is based on winston churchill

my big plans this summer are going to da movies, eating turkey sandwiches, & getting ice cream with my friends

I miss being active on Twitter, I promise I'll try to cook up some content like this soon

my first committed relationship was to the bit

someone who lives and dies for the bit

anyone else obsessively check their camera roll like a social media. just making sure no new pictures popped up

wish I felt sad like other girls on their period why am I cursed with the sense of impending doom

it is still so crazy to me that people in my college assume everyone hates college. why do I tell a girl I’m taking a book club class and she’s like oh that’s so easy you can just read the spark notes! like girl I would not take a book club class if I did not want to read!

large pore booger eating bus farting loser!!!!!!