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Brooklyn
Joined February 2009
Send me to Miller’s planet. I deleted TikTok by mistake last night. Let me return to earth when I can redownload the app from the Apple Store
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Tom Brady hasn’t taken those sunglasses off for two weeeks
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We don't talk enough about the generational trauma of crying at the kitchen table over math homework.
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Adam and Joe
At a gay guy party and somebody just excused somebody’s behavior by saying “he did a stint in LA” like its an asylum in the 1950s
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and saved 2025
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happy new year to hudson williams and connor storrie…. everyone else figure it out
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i’m one wine glass away from recommending heated rivalry to my grandfather
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May every shelter dog find their forever home in 2026.
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please don’t make fun of children today on christmas for believing in santa i know 25+ year old adults who still believe in the Jets organization
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phillip rivers has 10 kids and not a single one is on an ipad while watching the game,
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you actually won’t get an upset stomach from taco bell if you’re pure of heart and have good intentions
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JAYDEN DANIELS MOTHER COOKED HIM. Daniels was hanging out pregame with Deebo Samuel’s son and had no idea how to hold him properly. Jayden's mother, Regina… “Why you holding him like that, like the Lion King?” 😭😭😭
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We know what she said
Cynthia Erivo says she’s "never telling anyone" what Glinda whispers to Elphaba in the final moments of #WickedForGood: "It is movie related, I suppose, what she said to me, but it’s also us related as well." https://t.co/7t6ZCuyO3Y
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I just wanna apologize to the people I called old at 35 when I was 18
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Like three out of four houses are fire signs cc: requirements for being an eagles fan
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Eagles fans have the most unstable people (even outside of sports) rooting for them.
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