Brose
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laughs are cheap.I’m goin for gasps.
Chicago, IL
Joined April 2011
Hello potential followers, I have made this diagram so you better understand what exactly you're getting into
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works like a charm
I’m not going to lie I kind of just banked everything on the annual It’s a Wonderful Life rewatch fixing me spiritually before the end of the year.
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"Top .5% of Taylor listeners? Not sure if I should be proud or concerned 😅🤭"
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I'm imagining what @ChivoZAWK would do if he was in one of these rooms during this nonsense
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I will be front row in attendance when this happens in Michigan City, Indiana
With the push of a button, the 540’ cooling tower in Hartsville, TN, safely came down this morning. The iconic structure was removed to make the Hartsville site safer and ready for tomorrow’s potential opportunities. ⚡🏗️
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It’s 2019. I’m watching an overhead POV video of a bears QB miss throws. It’s 2022. I’m watching an overhead POV video of a bears QB miss throws. It’s 2025. In watching an overhead POV video of a bears QB miss throws.
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Let the record show! I took the blows! 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ And did it… my way!!!!! 👋 \😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_
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gonna be a mostly tar today at work
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
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Again feeling like gatsby at the pool. Enjoying the pool without a care in the world before being shot tomorrow at work
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Amish guy and spiderman fighting over the self checkout machine. We are living in some dystopian bull shit times, man
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PTO all next week is calling me in ways I didn’t know possible. In a work training next to “Million Abeer Deep”… uhhhh, ya buddy I’ll be a million beers deep in a few days
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someone sent me a "Dab" gif today at work and referred to it as a "Gen Z" thing...
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I got demons. Who doesn’t. Ghosts, frattering about. Sometimes I get teleported to a maze, hell of a thing. Fight a minotaur. Beast of a man
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fwiw when I was in 2nd grade we had a project for where we wanted to be in 30 years and I picked pope. still got some time to figure this out
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uber has a cool new setting where sometimes you get a super aggressive driver that will go out of his way to get in as many near crashes as possible. Then you have to agree with him the near misses are not his fault. Hell yea man we’re in this together
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