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i saw a tweet saying kyle shanahan is the kendall roy of the nfl and now i’ll never stop thinking about it
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what if god hasn’t let the vikings win a super bowl because he was saving us for a scenario in which the vikings beat the packers at lambeau field in the nfc championship game to get to the super bowl? what if?
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good morning to everyone except aaron rodgers who still has never won a game at us bank stadium
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the vikings picks were cool but the tweets making fun of the packers are by far the best thing to come out of the nfl draft
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when i was ten, i watched my dad take every piece of vikings apparel he owned and throw it in the trash after the ‘98 nfc championship game, only for my mom to follow him and dig it all out. on that day i decided i want to feel that kind of hurt for the rest of my life.
#skol
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literally no one asked.
The Vikings are the only active NFL franchise to exist for 60+ years without ever winning a Championship
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*signs Kirk Cousins*
*hires John Defilippo*
*acquires Sheldon Richardson*
*misses playoffs*
Vikings fans:
I too was hustled, scammed, bamboozled, hood winked, lead astray!!!
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there is not one team in the nfl the vikings couldn’t beat and this is a hill i’m willing to die on
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i actually lose brain cells reading the facebook posts from people in my hometown regarding covid.
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decided to schedule my booster right before the vikings game so my side effects of nausea, headache, and heart palpitations can exist in harmony.
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i often wonder why women fought so hard to work because frankly i am sick of it. give me an apron and a midday martini i’ll make you a pot roast i’ll do whatever
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much like the earth i keep getting hotter and hotter and nobody cares
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5 foot stature with a 6 foot attitude. y'all better appreciate me today.
#ShortGirlAppreciationDay
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i’m not sure i’ve ever been more excited for a vikings season than i am this year
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training myself to have zero expectations so i don’t get hurt and yes i’m looking at you, minnesota vikings.
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the guy at jersey mike’s asked if i wanted cheese and i said absolutely not because i take rivalry week very seriously
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sources close to the team say the Vikings may trade up, back, or stay at their current spot
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espresso martini, because you should never have to choose between coffee and alcohol
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my new favorite thing is going to sleep at halftime of vikings night games and trying to figure out who won based off of tweets the next morning
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will you guys visit me in prison after i fly to New Orleans and severely injure whoever is blowing that gd whistle
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i’m not even kidding when i say this winter in minnesota has made me consider moving somewhere where it’s not overcast every. single. day.
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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of xavier rhodes on the bench
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my dad just called me, hung up when i answered and then text me “accident sorry”
it’s my birthday.
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you guys i brought my dad to target field for the first time and he hasn’t stopped smiling since we parked. my heart is so full.
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i’m sorry but i’m never getting over this picture. greatest (orchestrated) photo bomb of all time for me
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gee idk probably NOT the one in the picture???
Instant Debate: Which NFL fan base most deserves a Super Bowl title?
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the guy next to me at manny’s is literally reading my twitter profile out loud and has no idea i’m sitting next to him
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i can’t wait to stop hating my life soon, i just know better things are in store for me. throw some good vibes at your girl
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maybe if they put strippers in the end zone Haskins would be more determined to get there
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how is he going to panic in the pocket when he’s surrounded by plexiglass?
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for the love of god stop using the words “vikings” and “playoffs” in the same sentence it is embarrassing
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i’m starting to get the feeling the minnesota vikings don’t love me the same way that i love them
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i hope you all find someone who loves you as much as the vikings love being average 💜💛
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eventually adding someone to the offensive coaching staff born after the year 1980 might be beneficial to the vikings but what do i know i’m just a chick
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the vikings are basically undefeated in my single era you guys are fucking welcome
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the Vikings played without Bradford Cook Diggs Easton Sendejo & Barr yet people will still say they won because of all the Packers injuries
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i know it’s a long shot but the giants beating the packers would make me so very happy
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when people ask you what happened at US Bank Stadium on January 14th, 2018
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nothing beats taking a shower and crawling into bed with fresh sheets on a sunday night
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please pray for me. nothing is wrong i just wish i was on a beach somewhere drinking a marg
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this is an actual tweet that someone wrote
Nobody has worse luck in the NFL playoffs than the Saints. And the converse is true: Nobody has more luck than the Vikings.
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this selfie was supposed to be a threads exclusive, but it doesn’t feel right hiding my two best assets from the twitter world
(my dimples, obviously)
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the Vikings aren’t letting ANYONE get in the way of them winning it all this year (except kirk cousins)
*deletes account*
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to feel better about my birthday landing on the coldest day of the year, i’m posting a hot photo of myself.
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whether Aaron Rodgers plays or not, the Packers will still lose. next.
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women only want one thing and it’s a funny man who’s less attractive than them
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bills at vikings 2018
What’s the absolute worst football game you’ve ever seen live (not counting the NFL preseason)?
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roses are red, violets are blue, thought i looked cute, hope you do too
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every year round the nfl draft my dad likes to remind me of the time i called him crying because the Vikings didn’t draft Johnny Manziel. he’s the ultimate troll.
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i have been wanting the vikings to trade up for a qb my entire life. i legit have goosebumps.
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