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Brian Albers

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Software Engineering Manager (Google Maps). Sometimes book author. Former Texan. Husband of John.

San Jose, CA, US
Joined October 2008
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Another New York Times copy error, or a direct quote from Herschel Walker? Who can really tell. 🤷‍♂️
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RT @__femb0t: Garden of Earthly Deez Nutz
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RT @poolio: Happy to announce DreamFusion, our new method for Text-to-3D!. We optimize a NeRF from scratch using a….
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RT @RandyRainbow: My thoughts are with friends and family in Florida as they brace for a devastating surge of Ron DeSantis’s fucking face.
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RT @brianschatz: I’m very very excited for tomorrow, when we will find out which members of Congress embrace the idea that Trump can telepa….
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RT @dyllyp: I need the person who made this to come forward
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RT @TalkingBay94: NO TIME FOR LOVE DOCTOR JONES 🥹
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RT @kjy1066: Instead of a Burger King, you would have a BURGER QUEEN! Tempestuous as the drive-thru, and stronger than the foundations of t….
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RT @embernic: If you’re in line for the throne, STAY IN LINE.
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RT @neilhimself: Elon Musk doesn't come to me for advice on how to fail to buy Twitter, and I don't go to him for film, TV or literature cr….
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RT @JosephONeillx: Perhaps the most powerful element of Biden's speech is the unspoken message to the Republican Party that the era of Demo….
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RT @gilbertjasono: I’d like to congratulate all DC journalists tonight. There will never be a funnier example of Both Sides journalism than….
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RT @JDCocchiarella: Dr. Oz gets trolled everywhere he goes and it makes me so happy.
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Too cringe to be believable, must be performance art.
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RT @JuddgyOne: It’s only “espionage” if it comes from the Espionage region of France. Otherwise, it’s “sparkling treason.”.
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But the elderly are some of the most profane. Have you not witnessed a Trump rally?.
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Voters like to see a sense of authenticity in candidates, especially in Texas. But cursing and vulgar language in front of children and the elderly more often than not crosses the line.
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RT @jonathanchait: We're in that short, golden period when anti-anti-Trumpers disappear from Twitter, awaiting their new talking points.
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RT @MNateShyamalan: while i’m not a fan of donald trump, it is chilling to realize that this could happen to any one of us after livetweeti….
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