Brian "Cannonball" Phares
@brian_phares
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Perfectly Cromulent English Teacher/Writer/Hot Dog. forklift certified. the cat is #Frank, the kid is Joey. Signing autographs all over #ROC #FoodBlog
Rochester, NY
Joined January 2011
My debut novel, #EightySixed, is now available in paperback! Featuring a new cover by @BiffCheddarhead, reformatted pages, new content, and fresh typos! Get your copy today! https://t.co/KVsZxuZF2b
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If Brock is Purdy than Josh is a Hottie. Bills by a Billion 😤
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In the closing minutes of Buffalo’s win against Kansas City, Highmark Stadium erupts in a sing-along as Mr. Brightside plays. Take a listen. #Bills #BillsMafia
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When Josh Allen wins MVP in a few months, that’s the play we’ll show. #Bills
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America’s new oligarch is threatening to arrest people for saying things he doesn’t like. Free speech absolutist!
There will be consequences for those who pushed foreign interference hoaxes. The Hammer of Justice is coming.
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if ai has 100 haters i'm one of them if ai has 1 hater it's me if ai has no haters i'm dead. if you use ai to create your "art" or to "write" i respect you less and i do not think you are cool or smart or talented! i think you're lame as shit and your art sucks!
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Jake Paul and Logan Paul remain two of the most worthless people to ever live. Their prominence in culture is a condemnation of culture.
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if the parties were reversed Johnson would’ve already leaked the report 🤷🏼♂️
Johnson: I'm going to strongly request the ethics committee not to issue a report because that is not the way we do things in the house. And I think that would be a terrible precedent..
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Oklahoma is ranked 49 out of 50 in education. But hey, nice Bibles.
The Bible is back in Oklahomas classrooms. We are getting our kids back on track.
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Guy becoming an unelected bureaucrat: "it is time we eliminate the scourge of unelected bureaucrats"
Ramaswamy: We want to go in and slash and burn the bureaucracy to help Americans, stimulate the economy and restore self-governance. The people we elect to run the government, they are not even the ones who run the government anymore, it's these unelected bureaucrats
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The latest US literacy stats have just dropped and they are every bit as grim as you might imagine. "Approximately 50% of Americans read so poorly that they are unable to perform simple tasks such as reading prescription drug labels"
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if you’ve ever wondered how easy it is to spread fake information i made this stat up while laying in bed at halftime of the game😭
INTERESTING 👀 This is now Jared Goff’s 7TH career game with at least 4 interceptions. His record in those games? 6-0. Does Goff have the Texans right where he wants them? 🤔
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trying to spend less time on here. not deactivating because some big accounts i follow haven’t moved yet (ahem @RocRedWings) but i’m signing #autographs with my real name on blue sky and threads, so come find me
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democrats commitment to never learning a goddamn thing is really something to behold
US Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor ignores pressure to retire - reports
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ahem @WillCleveland13
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