Brett Martin
@brettmartinlive
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Stand up Comic, host of “The Brett Martin Show”, aka Vancouver’s #1 (and only) live late night Talk Show. Likely coming to your city/town/laundromat this year.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined June 2010
Hey @BCFerries, how is it that I was literally the first car in line for my ferry, but somehow my line was the last to load onto the boat?.
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SOLUTION: after birth abortion for anyone who believes in after birth abortion.
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“So what’d you get up to today?”. “Raged online with strangers about a sporting event that happened halfway across the world that had nothing to do with me”. “Goddamit - you’re my fucking hero”.
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“Well, we may lose our home and livelihood, but at least that organization 1500km away cancelled a press conference announcing who’s taking part in an event 15 weeks from now. See? It all evens out in the end”.
Organizers of the annual "Honda Celebration of Light" fireworks competition have cancelled its annual press conference in solidarity with communities threatened by wildfires.
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Hey @CityofBurnaby, Marine Way is a complete ice rink right now - too bad there wasn’t any kind of warning that the weather was going to get like this because I’m sure you would’ve taken precautions to ensure a major artery would be drivable if so, right?.
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“How did I know that guy in front of us in line at 7-11 was someone of high repute?” he said. “Easily” he continued. “You see, he was wearing a hat and jacket with a very expensive car manufacturer logo on it.”.
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My New Year’s resolution is to blame others for my problems and seek vengeance for them through violent acts of tribalism.
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There’s grown adults out there at this very moment that believe that a thrice-taken medically approved Vaccine is more likely to cause cardiac arrest than decades of substance abuse.
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As a proud black man, I’m deeply offended to learn that Buffy St Marie is a fraud .
cbc.ca
Buffy Sainte-Marie’s claims to Indigenous ancestry are being contradicted by members of the iconic singer-songwriter's own family and an extensive CBC investigation.
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Oh man, sweet, there’s a celebrity is in the news again over some questionable behaviour of theirs - time to get online and desperately seek meaningless attention with my base but very strong opinion on the matter and continue ignoring all the ways I’m a complete piece of shit.
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If you knew nothing about Christmas, “Santa Claus is coming to Town” would be a frightening, demented song.
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Super Genius sees and knows all.
@NickAdamsinUSA Scott Baio not being a leading man in Hollywood is proof of liberal bias.
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