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Brett Yale 😐

@brettistweeting

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I work here. Formerly, ad agencies and music. Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

San Francisco, CA
Joined January 2012
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7 months
a lot of really important things happening at the @x LA office rn @ged @realfabiansilva
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Yes, @subpop now exists in an airport. Take that, terrorism. http://t.co/UJ0SYDd8t5
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thanks dad
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@Dmo_lenoir @obj who are you though
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8 years
The @futureislands practice space, where dreams are born and hearts are broken
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Dear everyone texting me, Today wasn’t my last day. Love, Brett
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7 years
Holy shit, as always, @futureislands
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hot take after 3+ months in SF - scooters make people mad - waiting in line is fashionable - "bring a light jacket" - burritos - illegal: straws and cafeterias - everything is at least 50 dollars
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follow me for more tips on how to have co workers who don’t totally suck
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3 years
tune in at noon for my press conference
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Today I found my one true love, and it turns out it's a bite-sized pizza pocket. ❤️ you always and forever, @totinos . #DMYourCrushDay
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2 years
hey @e40 you can cut the bathroom line in front of me anytime you please
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1 year
a buncha jerks
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@koestreicher34 brock’s tears
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4 years
can someone contact HR @Cambria just dialed in from the bathroom
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4 years
please direct all correspondence to my new icelandic horse, sigurður 🐴
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6 years
life thing: I’m moving to San Francisco in a month for a new adventure at Twitter - please direct all press inquiries to @cambria and all "let’s a get a beer” requests to me
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. @peterbnorris you’re wonderful
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7 years
I challenge you to find a better google image search than "goose attack"
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every year my sister sends me this pic and every year I wonder: 1) when will vampire me go viral 2) crunch bars, why
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94-26, precinct 2037 in the #WAcaucus is feeling the Bern #iCaucused
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2 years
siri, mute texts from dad that quote @CaseyNewton before 6am pls and thx
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1 year
sass attack
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a dog named brett moved into my building and I can’t tell if we are best friends or in a heated turf war
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you did it, great job
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anyone need a lemon
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for five summers I’ve been attempting to reach the end of this bayside river at my dads in delaware - thanks to tide charts, snapping turtles, slowpokes, and sharks, I have yet to do it… until today!
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6 years
meeting of the minds
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hbd @Lj_era8 🐐
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This is my dad. He’s 63 years old, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up so Twitter... meet my dad!
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3 years
the doc and I, me and the doctor ✨
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4 years
if leon from curb isn’t calling the whole game i’m turning it off @ohsnapjbsmoove
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1 year
#2 with a view
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4 years
no justice no peace
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6 years
hi good morning how are you twitter
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in charlotte they put apples and walnuts on avocado toast pls alert the authorities
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may we all send and receive really cool emails today
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3 years
having a shell of a time on the big island
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a gofundme to end paper straws who's in
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3 years
interrupting your twitter timeline with a pic I took of last night’s sunset thank you
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todd monken ladies and gentlemen @ravens
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tweeting this tweet very openly on the plane to complain about the woman next to me coughing w/o covering her mouth in hopes that she’ll look over and see it
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Byeeeeeeeeeeeee
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mentally i’m here
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8 years
Please place your 🍌 in the overhead bin and enjoy the flight
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4 years
rare outtake from the last dance
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just here to say that I do not agree with the phrase “in a pickle” pickles are one of the world’s great treasures and should be treated as such
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take that aunt becky #textsfromdad
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today, february 14th, marks the anniversary of the time i witnessed a marriage proposal in the parking lot next to the interstate at the @MedievalTimes in dallas, texas ❤️
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2 years
wore a backpack and a badge today
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7 years
Thanks to Leroy, @bradfordmoore and I were in proper attire for tonight’s holiday party
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oh, to be a plant at twitter hq today
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has anyone seen my birkenstocks
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7 years
gay af wins #seattlepride
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love y’all a lot
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5 years
mona lisa or mugshot? #TweetUpE3
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got yelled at by old man president of the golf course to tuck my shirt in, hello florida
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5 years
let’s all open a link and think of harry, my new best friend, today ❤️
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kayaked 50 ft from a whale i’ve peaked
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elvis filmed some real bad movies here
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3 years
took the day off to go to taco bell
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good morning from twitter, usa
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tonight I'm going to @medievaltimes in dallas with my co workers for valentine's day, does anybody have any questions?
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black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter black lives matter
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nyc tweet: I’ve been here for 18 hrs and all I’ve eaten is pizza and bagels
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post malone just ordered a titos next to me
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tonight I met a ying yang twin
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6 years
the sequel no one asked for
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just walked by fat joe on my way to a meeting, how’s your tuesday?
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4 years
pilot announced that there’s an issue with the plane’s door but not to worry they are just going to “tape it shut” so it’s been a real pleasure y’all ✌️
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4 years
another productive wfh day
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Welcome to the new @TwitterSeattle office 👍 http://t.co/11N8lCHcK9
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to the women, including the best one, who have and will prob continue to put up with all of our shit 🙌
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3 yrs ago today, Jimmy @friendsrecords fell asleep during a @HorseLords set. Truly an astonishing accomplishment 🏆
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think about this tweet every few months
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The last Whartscape was 5 yrs ago, thanks @whamcity for giving us this beautiful beast http://t.co/fHp5c5nScl
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just realized my old record label's (RIP) bandcamp is still up with a million gems from baltimore via 2010ish - 2017 (?) including this teletubby rock banger from the snails, a @futureislands side project a beautiful and formative time in my life, sending love to all my…
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just drove five hrs and spotted at least three billboards for pea soup california is wild
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me circling back to your email today
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who needs a moment or two
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@HoodieRamey geno stone
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@stavvybaby take him back tabitha
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Covered all of our holiday party attire needs at Leroys Menswear 🎩
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5 years
productive day at @TwitterLA
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i say hi to her every morning thought ya should too
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just spelled 2 chainz for my dad
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hi good morning I’m in texas and yes the wifi password is COWTOWN
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sup
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#Windjammer was a dream, love you Baltimore http://t.co/xkTRSb5KRW
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ORIOLES MAGIC AL EAST CHAMPIONS I LOVE YOU BALTIMORE, MARYLAND
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two bobcats, five or six sea otters, one whale, many lizards - a good weekend
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twitter dot com
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Remember when all of you said @twitter should delete his account? Oh hi there, obstruction of justice tweet...
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