jeezus -- shit site still exists!

GCP will always stand for Grand Central Parkway and there's nothing you can say to change that

He just wanted the neighbors to stop dumping garbage on mountain habitat so they body-shamed him?????????????? SMH. The Grinch is a conservation baddie, put some respect on his name WHOVILLE.

Ran into your mom at the aquarium

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I'm in.

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It absolutely never fails.

I’ve seen almost 400 kung-fu and wuxia movies over the past three years, so when I say I’ve never seen a fight like this before, it’s not hyperbole (Drunken Dragon/Exciting Dragon - dir. Chiu Chung-Hing, 1985)

Daily reminder

The plural of regex is regrets

First time seeing emoji in print. Is this wild or is it just me?

14 years in and ruby's unless keyword still makes me feel dumb

Folks throwing around "Happy Monday" like Office Space never happened

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Nothing like chrome crashing to cleanse the palate

when u get hired and ur boss is like "this isn't just a job it's a family" u bout to have the WORST experience of your life