Zuckface taking on Muskrat.

Sincere question: who hurt @GovRonDeSantis? #DeSadness

Sincere question: When is the @DNC going to actually start giving a shit about what Democrats actually want. I like Joe, but it’s time to give us something new. #primariesanddebates

Turns out it was not, in fact, #BOtime @Bojangles @BoHines

{cracks knuckles and hopes this is the one that does it} @systemofadown does not possess the testicular fortitude to release a new album in this political climate. #provemewrong

Got myself a new furchild. Introducing “Huckleberry” Finnegan Stoneking. #dogsofinstagram #bassethound #bassethoundsofinstagram

Can’t believe they did Yaddle like that. #justiceforyaddle #StarWarsTalesOfTheJedi

If the matrix wanted to keep me sedated it would definitely disguise the blue pill as a @zantac360 #over40things

I get that it’s spooky season, but maybe white folks should avoid insta-trends that involve wearing white sheets in public places.

I was having just a regular ol Monday and then I realized there’s only 28 more sleeps until @adobemax!

Sometimes your day really does come down to “do I want to continue NEVER supporting that MAGA run business VS. do I need that blueberry donut?”

Dear @POTUS, do weed next.#LegalizeIt

I like how DeSantis always looks like he can’t believe people are buying this bullshit. Republicans are the kinda sheep that love getting fleeced.

TWEETS FROM NYC: No. 3 - In regards to the roads: there are no lanes, merely spaces. Your cab is like a cat. If it fits, we sits. I’m traffic. #NYC

TWEETS FROM NYC: No. 2 - There don’t seem to be enough trash cans. #NYC

TWEETS FROM NYC: No. 1 - I thought It would smell like pee everywhere. Instead it smells like weed. And pee. #NYC

It just feels like the right time to remind the @DNC and the @NCDemParty

When will people in “marketing” realize that ten pounds of shit doesn’t fit in a five pound bag?

OLD. MEN. GOTTA. GO.

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