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His mom doesn’t know how to cook fire chapos
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ni celibacy ama kunyimwa?
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President William Ruto: By September this year, we will have boda bodas that will not need petrol but run on electricity.
#MadarakaDay
#KenyaAt60
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Niko hapa kitchen naonyesha shosh picha zako January ni mimi na wewe
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unathird wheel hadi unaanza kufanana na the couple ei save me
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My friends and I checking our Mpesa balances after a successful night out at Westlands
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every nairobi girl will pay for the crimes this one bi girl did to me
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this but at the supermarket counter
When you change lanes in traffic and now your old lane start to move faster
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If only girls' boobies were filled with lucozade so we could refuel mid smashing...
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Bagging a girl in a bare minimum relationship starter pack:
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ningekuwa na dem mambo ya man united haingekuwa inanisumbua hivi smh
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her: you must be a buffed one piece princess if you think we're fucking
me:
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"Cardi Faked a breakup because Pink Friday 2 was the talk of the town"
Cardi Faked a breakup because Pink Friday 2 was the talk of the town
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When your friend pregames so hard they can’t make it to the event
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They should bring back Slimpossible but this time for us who want to gain weight
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Remember when I was like 11 my sis and I were debating whether NickiMinaj was a cat or dog lover and I googled nicki Minaj’s pussy life hasn’t been the same since
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kaswende people using that carrie wahu post as an excuse to seek medication lmao
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there's literally no alcohol that makes you horny ya'll gyalies be tryna fuck for the longest no cap
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"Feel at home"
The friend:
Hosted some friends the other weekend and one of them finished an entire pack of sausages while I was asleep on both days. I love her so much but I really felt some typa way about that 🥲 Especially considering bei ya hio pack🥲🥲🥲🥲
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just remembered mfs who used to celebrate their birthdays in school and the teacher could eat half of the cake man
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"sis if he doesnt get you flowers he hates you... theyre literally 20 bob a stem at city market" well have you considered the fact that maybe he doesnt know where city market is?😔
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There's no way you call God "sagugda" and expect him to answer your prayers
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why would you mention someone on your story and it’s only a picture of you?
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Swear one kilimani nigga can pull a project x party and the whole Nairobi could turn up
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@owenkk7
" The year is 1998 Jameson concert bob marley is there, the atmosphere everything. Nostalgia man"
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when she doesn't let me spread fruit jam and nutella on her toes so I can suck on them
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"your favorite memer is in my ig requests" whole time it's just nosestalgia smh
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if you lose after campaigning like this I’m laughing at you everytime I see you
USIU campaigns outshining those of your favorite politicians.
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what's wrong w a coffee date?
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“no you cannot spread peanut butter on my toes and suck on them “
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Why can't y'all ladies just give your period blood at blood donations?
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Why do you have a sex playlist and you're getting no play? Yes you🫵
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you guys have followers on spotify?
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every girl wants love from me why can’t I just clap and leave like the rest of them other niggas
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i even liked your 52 week old highlights wdym you don't want me?
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Kama uko na number yangu weka kitu juu ata mimi ningekua na yako ningekuwekea.
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Opened my front camera and realised she's not really into me and she's just being nice
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instafest kila mahali y'all need to rest tushajua you have elite taste in music
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Bien is officially the Luhya representative with all the Swahili he's been dropping recently
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This what she cooked:
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light work no reaction
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free red pant she aint do nothing
It was a peaceful morning in ELDORET until wezi wa Sabuni ya vyombo wapatikana 😂😂😂. Send your girls money ndio wasiibe kwa Airbnb.
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i don’t get why girls are shocked when i tell them i suck on toes. si ni kumumunya tu calm down miss
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Bro said
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am i the only one who likes to watch movies while listening to music like simultaneously?
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Me looking at my bro after he scores and doesn't skip the celebration in FIFA
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When she doesn't end up coming but at least you cleaned your room
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bro didn't even accept the request and has already posted the screenshot glen would've washed him in the bitch off😭😭😭
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It’s giving fundi
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i started thinking to myself,man what did Rao do to make kenyans this mad
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dichlorophenolindophenol inanisaidiaje kwa maisha sasa
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