Good afternoon,everyone! Rubber Soul was a truly great Beatles album. Lennon and McCartney at their very pinnacle. Here's a bit of a corking John Lennon song Girl. Hope you like it xx.

By setting the Budget so late in the year then flying enough kites about possible tax rises to blot out the sun Rachael Reeves has presided over the most chaotic and debilitating run up to a Budget in memory. As a result people have stopped spending, business has stopped

There will be yet another major(ish) Treasury pre-Budget announcement - this one about state pension - at 1030 tonight (Sunday) I will tweet it with analysis at that time.

Treasury Minister during worst era of austerity thinks we've got it wrong. Can't get better endorsement. https://t.co/0qbagSwgNX

.@ZackPolanski: "When are we going to see tough choices for multimillionaires and billionaires? It's time to tax the rich" #bbclaurak

Western "Leaders" are constantly telling us "How proud they are to Stand with Ukraine" and keep "Standing with Ukraine" How's it worked out for Ukraine? 1.5 million dead and injured Vast territories lost No Elections Endemic corruption, billions stolen The opposition banned

So let me get this straight - if you’re paid by Russia as a British MP you get 10.5 years in jail If you’re paid by Israel you get made Prime Minister Is that about the size of it?

If Reform's Nathan Gill taking money from Russia is bribery, why is Smeeth and Nandy and Hodge and Starmer and Rayner and Lammy and Cooper taking money from Israel not bribery? What exactly is the difference? https://t.co/1Qq8sdtpfO

I think at some level @Keir_Starmer sees the international stage as a form of escape from the domestic scene. He gets to talk tough and be a statesman in an arena where he has zero influence and no accountability. Its ideal for a useless globalist PM

Good morning,everyone! I hope you're all ok,and thank you once again for your kindness. I still feel rough,but the time is always right for a little bit of Magic. Hope you like it xx.

If Keir Starmer counted unpaid carers as workers, unemployment figures would collapse overnight. Thousands of us are doing 50–100hr weeks, keeping health & social care afloat, yet are accused of “doing nothing.” The biggest workforce in the UK is the one nobody pays.

Nathan Gill gets 10 years, yet: • 25% of British MPs funded by pro-'israel' lobby • £1M+ poured into Parliament • 240+ fully-funded trips for MPs to 'israel' • 80% of Tory MPs are members of Conservative Friends of 'israel' (CFI). LFI won't even say. Britain is occupied.

Where were you when you heard? I was a student nurse working at the hospital. 62 years ago today the world stood still.

BREAKING NEWS: UK facing national piss shortage due to government taking it all!

Labour MP Joan Ryan discussing a £1M "donation" from the Israeli Embassy with Shai Masot, an Israeli agent plotting to "take down" MPs hostile to Israel. No biggie. It's not as if Joan helped "take down" Jeremy Corbyn or anything. Oh, hang on. She did. https://t.co/5doWEquCri

Never not funny….

Can someone please explain to me like I'm five why it's terrible when Russians bribe our politicians but fine when Israelis do it?

Rachel Reeves has told the Times she turns to Jeremy Hunt, the former Tory chancellor, for advice and support. For goodness sake.

If you're a British politician who works in the interests of Russia, they call you a traitor and lock you up for 10 years. If you're a British politician who works in the interests of Israel, they give you a knighthood/damehood or a seat in the House of Lords.

If Joan Ryan had been filmed discussing a £1 million "donation" from the Russian Embassy with a man subsequently kicked out of the country for plotting to "take down" politicians critical of Russia, she would be halfway through a ten year stretch for treason.