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Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster

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Just a cranky, and crazy, old man making snarky comments. Calling out and cutting through the BS! Telling it like it is! I may or may not be sober #CrankyOldMan

Anytown USA
Joined June 2023
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Bob ‘Buddy’ Foster
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Truth;
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I’m using my used Starbucks cup as a portapotty; helps me afford Starbucks.
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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My cure all; my flask #InMyBagOfTools
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RT @cuckcat: i’m so hungry i could drink six shots of tequila.
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RT @admiralwils0n: Its shit my pants Sunday.
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RT @FranklinDaGoat: Perfect day to do Xanax and call my girlfriend a bitch.
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RT @KFartx: Splish splash I was taking a shit.
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I’m low on funds so I’m losing old cardboard as toilet paper.
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Are you sure that you want to pour battery acid on your Fruit Loops?.
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RT @ElroyFudge: Imagine giving a fuck what Cracker Barrel's logo looks like.
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RT @soggybrocoli: pepto abysmal… is that anything?.
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It’s your life, but pouring gasoline down your butt crack sounds pretty stupid.
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Are you sure it’s safe to put your dick in the garbage disposal?.
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Ya ever walk up to somebody and say ‘Dang, yo ass STANK!’.
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Nothing beats a good healthy dump during a quiet afternoon.
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RT @admiralwils0n: Sorry im late, boss. I was basking in the glory of my morning dump.
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RT @yoehh1234: Scatter my ashes around the titty bar when I'm gone.
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Are you sure it’s wise to pour cottage cheese down your pants?.
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Going to the bathroom #INeverGiveUpOn
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That’s deep🤔🧐.
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We all shit in the exact, but different, place. .
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Man I’m tired; time for a Red Bull enema!.
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