I implore you to follow me

Can't see my penis past the pees

https://t.co/My2wYgEubE

just sold my first script - a modern retelling of the great gatsby but instead of the plot of great gatsby its just random men unleashing piss on my eyes and throat and face for three hours behind the dumpster at arbys

Some shitposters on here are genuinely insane

Refusing to have sex with my wife because she didn't bleach her butthole into oblivion

Jizz

Potatoes came out looking real good

Came upon a treasure in my quests

My step-dad asked me if Justin Bieber sags

Shooting a rocket launcher at a miniscule piece of poop

The Boobie Brothers

They say I'm sick Doc says I'm ill I've got a bad case Of the die a real

I don't. Please explain. I'm willing to watch a 30 minute youtube video about it. Please.

Gargantuan naturals

No keys l, push to start

Chopped ham epidemic

i 💚 farting

can’t believe we’re already a week into october and i haven’t seen anyone fuck a pumpkin yet

Let's get some diarrhea tonight

Terrible meming