Luke (yoinky sploinky)
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you’re telling me the student center used to look like this???
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“what breed of cat do you have??”
idk. orange. fat.
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Did the damn thing.
- Graduated from UH with a B.S. in Political Science, dual minor of National Security Studies and Naval Science. ✅
-Survived a hurricane, three tropical storms, COVID, and a 0.9 GPA semester. ✅
-Commissioned as an Officer in the United States Navy. ✅⚓️
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@gatorpolitic
@BadMedicalTakes
It’s the process of using chiropractors to “fix” a baby’s spine and joints - problem is, if you have a bad chiropractor (or literally anything goes wrong) it can mess up a baby’s spine/joints as they are still forming
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@TheRightCant
but that ship is powered by four nuclear reactors 🥴
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@jellyfishbloo
@PerfectFNaF
absolutely can’t wait but also holy shit I don’t want to actually see bonnie
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@seungminkim
Not sure why this is getting so much hate - press conferences thus far have been more snark than substance
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today is national girlfriend day?
damn that’s interesting
on an unrelated note it’s so tough being 6’2 and handsome and funny and smart and cool
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campus is simultaneously on fire, flooding, having water outages, and people are getting robbed
go coogs
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I live in the lofts. these are giant buttplugs. they represent buttplugs.
Depicting three unnaturally large gourds, these three sculptures in the University Lofts courtyard represent education, community and the individual; three concepts that find their home on campus at UH.
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@TheRightCant
putting sails on a nuclear-powered aircraft carrier for DOUBLE the green energy
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turned in my last paper of my college career and I officially am done done. no more classes, exams, or essays.
LFG
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these UH “affirmations” are not what my sleep deprived brain needed to see at 9AM on a Sunday
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BREAKING: The CDC says fully vaccinated people are so hot and cool and are physically exuding swag in dangerous amounts.
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this is a threat
Popeyes promises chicken nuggets 'unlike anything you may have experienced before'
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Every day this college makes me question why I’m here
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literally yeah like I didn’t ask to have 40 people in my high school class, fuck off
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@guardian
that’s.....that’s eugenics. you understand why eugenics is bad right
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guys will literally launch themselves into space after a divorce instead of going to therapy
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if you don’t fuck with the strawberry dish gloves we can’t be friends
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My world may be in shambles but it’s all good in my neighborhood
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yeah I get now it looks modern but also:
giant metal cougar slaying a dragon statue
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Einstein never could have imagined what a five layer burrito and Baja blast would taste like
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LOOK MOM IM QUITE LITERALLY ON TV
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birthday is on a Monday. no fun allowed. this is serious business.
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crawling my way through this part of the semester like
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chaser
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got put in the hospital for going to the university of Houston
they put me in the third ward 😔
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do we fuck with the “it’s my dads birthday party” fit?
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Alright, it’s 7:02AM and I just got a ticket from UH parking for getting to my car two minutes late.
Why was I late?
The elevators in CV2 are fucked up.
2 minutes. $30.
had a nice stare down with the guy who gave me the ticket as I approached.
Tier One University 🐾🐾🐾🐾
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Some people have brains that develop differently (1/2)
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making chicken parm because the tropical storm is coming.
love that I can only make chicken parm. thank you renu.
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ITS PINK DAY
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love finding things in the sink. texas never stops giving gifts.
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GM ITS GAMEDAY SATURDAY. FOR THE COOGS. FOR RENU.
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new cat just dropped. he is my roommates and is named Shrimp
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