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Just witnessed a 60-yo man in my local retirement community performing a field sobriety test. He had a White Claw Surge sitting on top of his Camry at 11 AM
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lyndon b johnson already called this play btw
“Rent is too high!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Groceries cost too much!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “There aren’t enough jobs!” There are tens of millions of criminal illegals in our country. “Women
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Jordan Love is the luckiest quarterback I’ve ever watched, it’s incredible how he throws up ducks and somehow his guy always comes down with it
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“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31
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Somebody out there right now is still sleeping with the fan on in November.
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What possible interest would the US government have in keeping Epstein’s clients secret? Oh…
Are you paying attention yet? The DOJ and Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyers have made a deal that her “little black book” of contacts will never be made public https://t.co/ydzLFkrtlm
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Thinking about David Blough today. Wonder what he’s up to
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A Commanders fan ran onto the field and was tackled by security after having an heated exchange with Lions long snapper Hogan Hatten 😬 (via:kimberly_michelle59)
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The Fox broadcast team just said 6 7 to the president on national television. This is the worst possible timeline
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🚨 Antonio Brown is in custody for attempted murder and is being extradited from Dubai to the U.S. Exclusive details: https://t.co/1OuDCcCb7b
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Did they figure out how to include viewers who pirate orrrr???
Cardinals-Cowboys drives Monday Night Football to one of ESPN's top Week 9 audiences
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