Secret baldy Keir Starmer slips into Andy’s Wig Emporium in Crewkerne for a fresh hairpiece fitting, but just wait until you see who else walks in for a new wig. {satire}

A Dark Day For The Church Of England Dame Sarah Mullally is "enthroned" as the Archbishop of Canterbury It may as well be Satan sat there. The Archbishop of Canterbury should be male and Christian, not Ungodly and liberal!

Would the person who stole Morgan McSweeney's phone please publicise all his messages with Peter Mandelson asap? Thank you.

Here's a summary of what happened when Morgan McSweeney's phone was stolen according to police transcript of his call October 20, 2025: 22.23 McSweeney says government phone is stolen by teenager on a bike in Pimlico. He gives chase but the thief gets away McSweeney calls

Downing Street is refusing to say whether Morgan McSweeney’s WhatsApp exchanges with Peter Mandelson were lost when his phone was stolen (after Mandelson was sacked as US ambassador because of revelations about his Epstein friendship). But surely the rule in government for any

It’s almost as if McSweeney deliberately misleading the police call handler to sow confusion. Says Belgrave Street, not Road. When call handler thinks it’s Belgrave Street in the East End and mentions Stepney, McSweeney does not correct the handler. Indeed he then confirms the

During Prime Minister’s Questions, Robert Jenrick unexpectedly opened the doors to Parliament and a freak gust of wind embarrassed our commander-in-chief.

Keir Starmer without his headpiece 🤣

PMQs today: Keir Starmer looked as though he’d glued his fingers to his forehead with a Pritt Stick, but just wait for Kemi Badenoch’s one-liner at the end… {satire}

Slippery Starmer is the King of Cover Ups. So much so that he’s even covering up his bald spot with a hairpiece.

New evidence from Antarctica ice cores showing no link between CO2 and temperature over the last three million years has stumped Net Zero activists, says Chris Morrison.

Political whodunnit of the week: where is Morgan McSweeney’s phone? A device reportedly containing McSweeney-Mandelson messages vanishes, police log the wrong address, and the case is treated as routine. Keir Starmer’s relief is almost audible. {satire}

I infiltrated a WhatsApp group used by Channel migrant gangs. They’re advertising weapons, love the Ayatollah and organise illegal crossings into Britain through multiple different routes. Will the authorities do anything to disrupt them?

THIS IS ASTONISHING!!! As an early day Reformer who woke up ages ago, isn't it time for you people to wake up and make the switch, they're just holding us back now, it's time to get behind @RestoreBritain_

Restore Britain’s immigration policy - the lies and smears have already begun, so here’s the truth. Illegal migrants. Gone. All of them. Without apology. Every man, every woman. They will all be deported. We have released the most comprehensive deportation policy every produced

Westminster Abbey, founded in 960AD, 40 coronations and 16 royal weddings, houses the Tomb of the Unknown Warrior. Reduced to flying the flag of a sandpit of inbreds formed in 1948, one of them now London Mayor. Scores gang raping Britain's kids non stop since arriving.

Cadbury eggs stacking up on shelves… reduced everywhere… and still no one’s buying. People can taste the difference. Cheaper ingredients, palm oil, higher prices it’s not the same chocolate anymore. Consumers aren’t stupid. They’ve just stopped buying it!!

Utterly disgraceful. The flag of Pakistan has been raised again on Westminster Abbey!

🚨UK POLICE STATE: Elderly Brit Arrested & Searched at Home for “OFFENSIVE” Facebook Posts UK police storm a 64-year-old man’s home, search & arrest him in cuffs for “offensive” Facebook comments. Officer: “I’m arresting you on suspicion of improper use of the electronic

Starmer has just been asked about our bases being used by the US for defence purposes, when asked which particular regions are being defended.... does this sound like a leader that knows what is actually going on.... 🤔🤣