BlitzenMcCorner
@blitzen_mc
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Cancel Culture enthusiast, raconteur of Perennials, professional Kayaker.
Joined July 2021
George Santos is back on the streets. He's already earning, T.
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Stat of note: The Patriots are the only team since 1950 to go the first 8 games of a season without allowing an opposing RB to reach 50 yards in a game.
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T, there’s been some shit, and well, the Feds got Chauncey. Silvio is going ape shit down here because they was in the middle of a hand, you better do something. You think it was Gilbert Arenas who dimed us out to the feds? I just sold him a few guns last week
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We just got the White House East Wing job. Maybe we should ask for the money up front, T.
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
theonion.com
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian...
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The NCIS and 9-1-1 franchises make up 60% of network television shows and I don’t know one person that watches even a second of them.
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This picture of John Wayne Gacy with one of his victims always terrifies me. The devious smile, the subtle yet powerful control being exerted by the hand on the young man’s shoulder—it’s simply too much. What a monster.
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“I like to say that when I was born, God looked at me and said, ‘He’s the man.’ People see that as cocky. Arrogant, smug, whatever. But, man, that was the reality.” — Romário
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First half of the season Red Sox- bad baserunning, errors, sloppy baseball. That’s what they are regressed by to right now. Have to generate offense now.
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So Jimmy Kimmel gets pulled for a joke about Charlie Kirk’s killer. Meanwhile, Brian Kilmeade is still cashing a paycheck after calling for the execution of homeless people. Jokes get punished. Cruelty gets rewarded. That’s Trump’s America.
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The Hindu FBI director tells a deceased Protestant he'll meet him in pagan paradise with a Mormon Governor watching on.
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At least he died doin' what he loved, T -- bein' real racist.
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Active shooter at UMass-Lowell w a long weapon? @SteveR324 has been definitively ruled OUT as a suspect. More updates at 5.
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Trump violated Federal law by activating the California National Guard without cause and bypassing the Governor and States. Do you want to see Trump punished for this crime w a killing disease or a slow painful decline? Hit the like button, this is great.
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