Need to top.

I don't even exist anyway. I'm purely theoretical. I really hoped to exist some day.

There's so much I can do but none of it matters.

If you are unironically calling people "hons" as some sort of pejorative you have given up on life.

It's midnight. The automatic sprinklers in my complex have come on. Through the chill of the night cuts a furious screeching. Somewhere in the distance, a cat has gotten wet.

I own index cards.

My girlfriend is so goddamn beautiful.

RT @gluetaster: estrogen made me handsomer.

He's been smeared.

RT @ItsValterra: looking for 10000 of my friends!

RT @e_mergingonline: We want to thank everyone for the reshares and support on our first drop. Pieces and zine still available, check out t….

In desperate need of a massage.

Can you tell I wear sandals

RT @lemonade_grrrl: ok but you must admit the fact that i BELIEVED the word gullible was written on the ceiling says a lot about today's so….

I genuinely don't know where anything is in my mess of a room. When I need to find something I just let my body move and somehow it ends up in my hands.

Thank God for the adhesive properties of water. My eyebrow piercing came undone right after I finished my shower. One of the ball ends stuck to the water instead of rolling down the drain. If it had happened any time before or after (I washed my face!!) I'd be screwed.

I want to go home.

elasticity is a scam.

Everyone isn't mad at me :) it's just the trauma talking :) if they were mad at me they'd say so :) :) :').

Do NOT listen to the directors commentary on The Craft. The guy spent so much time breathing heavy and commenting on how attractive the main characters were. What a skeeze.