Y’all remember in middle school & high school like the scene kids who were like good kids and the scene kids who like sold drugs and were on meth and brought knives to school
This 6 year old little girl came in with her dad to euthanize their dog and she kept asking me if I could take the dog to “Jesus’s house” & when I took the dog she said “be gentle with her she’s such a good girl”
Caj fake proposed to me in front of all these people I’m so fucking EMBARRASSED People were literally gasping and trying to congratulate us I’m going to kms
Listen, I am not excited about the new president elect, but I am over the moon that this actual cult leader has been elected out of office and I will celebrate that the devil is being removed after 4 years of terror
My teacher shipped a client frozen horse semen to inseninate her horses & the lady called my teacher & said she was looking at the sperm and they were all dead & my teacher was like, how did you thaw them? & she said “I put them in the microwave”
This man at the bar was questioning me about my Slipknot shirt and he was like oh I didn’t think you would know and I was like why not? Say why not right now
This girl got her ass beat at this show and called the cops & the guy cop came in so hot and dramatic and when he left he backed immediately into someone’s car this is so ghetto
Last night at the suicide silence show, this guy was talking down to me saying to “be careful when people are moshing”, so during the next song I kicked him in the chest because that Pissed me off
Last night at the acacia strain show this guy shoved me as I was trying to deescalate a situation and caj immediately punched the dude’s glasses right off his face, I was like