This entire thread...

For anyone looking to get a cat, be prepared to never go to the toilet alone in your life.

You know you're getting old, when your preference changes from upper berth to lower on a train.

LinkedIn: People are reacting to a post from your co-worker. The 'co-worker' in question: Satya Nadella.

me: *in an office meeting* my brain: what if we pronounce Wordle like we pronounce Nestlé?

Having a cat makes you afraid that one of these days someone's gonna say hi, and you're the going to meow back.

This just keeps getting better.

I miss the times when I could tell if a headline was written by @TheOnion

Software development is just a constant loop of, "I am an idiot" and, "I am a genius".

On my last nerve. Wordle 251 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

no matter how dumb I am, there's consolation knowing that there are people who believe the earth is flat