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Jonah Birenbaum

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senior editor, multimedia, @thescore. still scratching around in the same old hole.

Toronto, ON
Joined September 2010
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my dude is *cooked* cooked
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Mark Feinsand
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Alek Manoah has agreed to a one-year, $1.95 million deal with the Angels, per source. @JeffPassan was on it.
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man, padres fans are going to be big mad when Dylan Cease gets downballot AL Cy Young votes next year
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Is this the WORST contract in MLB history?! 🤯💰 @birenball #clips_league_mlb
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Jonah Birenbaum
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Also, in 2023, Cease had baseball's second-worst defensive outfield behind him in Chicago. Similarly, the Padres' defense was pretty mid overall in 2025. That surely contributed to his elevated BABIP's – .330 and .320 for an extreme fly-ball pitcher?! – and inflated ERA's.
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Since the start of 2021, a total of 85 MLB pitchers have thrown 500+ innings. Only two of those pitchers own a strikeout rate at least 30% higher than league average and a HR/9 at least 15% lower than league average over that span. One is Blake Snell. The other is Dylan Cease.
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Since the start of 2021, a total of 85 MLB pitchers have thrown 500+ innings. Only two of those pitchers own a strikeout rate at least 30% higher than league average and a HR/9 at least 15% lower than league average over that span. One is Blake Snell. The other is Dylan Cease.
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.@birenball reacts to the Jays landing Dylan Cease. 🔥 #clips_league_mlb
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lol. lmao.
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Like I said.
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And they’re probably going to go out and get Cease or Gallen or Imanaga.
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To illustrate how odd it would've been if Albert Pujols became a manager, here's the full list of MLB managers and their estimated career earnings as players at the MLB level. Pujols made ~$47M more than all 30 MLB managers COMBINED during their respective playing days.
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Who won this rare 1-for-1 MLB trade? 🤔 @birenball #clips_league_mlb
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Jonah Birenbaum
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remember when Ross Atkins invoked “internal improvements” as a critical pathway to the Blue Jays bouncing back in 2025 and some Toronto fans got mad?
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Thomas Nestico
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Largest Improvements in wRC+ from 2024 to 2025
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Should Shedeur Sanders be QB1 in Cleveland the rest of the season? 🤔👀 @_DanWilkins @birenball @TylerMacKillop @ZakySportz New episode of No Timeouts HERE: https://t.co/YFvo4ZJB5W #clips_league_nfl
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love to be proactive by reacting to something bad
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It’s been one week since the Toronto Blue Jays lost and nine months since my Dad died. I sat with some thoughts on this for a while and decided to write some down. https://t.co/G1ZhDoGPz0
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A personal essay about the Jays nearly winning it all the year my Dad died.
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Mark Shapiro: "I move forward. It's not easy to do. It's hard to do." "... I walk away inspired and re-committed to resume the pursuit. With greater determination and more resolve and even more committed."
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can’t put a price on friendship
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theScore
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SHANE BIEBER IS STAYING WITH THE BLUE JAYS! 👏 @birenball #clips_league_mlb
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And they’re probably going to go out and get Cease or Gallen or Imanaga.
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There aren’t many 2026 rotations with a better 1-2-3 than Kevin Gausman, Trey Yesavage, and Shane Bieber.
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There aren’t many 2026 rotations with a better 1-2-3 than Kevin Gausman, Trey Yesavage, and Shane Bieber.
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vibes so high in Toronto that Biebs is taking below-market money
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Jon Heyman
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Breaking: Shane Bieber has opted in with the Blue Jays for $16M. Wants to continue in Toronto for another year with Jays.
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