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8-year-old does months of manual labour so his friends, who are children, can afford to eat without going into debt
With his handmade key chains that go for $5 each, this 8-year-old boy raised $4,015 to erase the lunch debt of students from his school and six others.
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your "legal" gender implies the existence of a more exciting, illegal gender
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what's the biggest impact you've made on the internet?
I am the reason nigel thornberry became a meme, and I also made this gif
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drama kid, stoner and the school jock all secretly hangout to watch wrestlemania, and otherwise pretend not to know each other
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mildly fun fact about the gif, it was from an educational dvd called ‘Mind Reading: The Interactive Guide to Emotions’ which contained literally thousands of videos of people displaying various emotions. yes that’s daniel radcliffe
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maven's youtube channel is SO good I'm actually worried for him. this video about steroids is possibly the most fascinating 12 minutes I've ever spent on anything
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I got the dvd set for 20p at cex back in 2010. there were a whole heap of great reactions from various people. sadly the disk containing daniel radcliffe’s emotions was missing, but apparently he holds a squid in disgust!
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what makes a wrestling company truly great is a solid midcard
What’s an unpopular wrestling opinion that will have you like this?
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love that people think I’m making this up! don’t you think I would at least come up with something a bit more cool or interesting!
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rare 'bret hart on vacation' spotted. RT for good vibes all year
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my apple watch decided to call emergency services *in the middle of sex*, much to the horror of the man in my watch yelling “hello?? do you need help?!!”
I hate technology
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as a wrestling fan I have found I've developed the ability to separate art from artist out of necessity, purely because if I didn't I would never get to enjoy stuff like this
The Ultimate JBL clothesline from hell compilation, enjoy y'all 🙏
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back on my bullshit (putting twin peaks music to insane vince mcmahon clips)
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cm punk saying "I'm old and I'm fuckin' tired" in a strangely deep voice with his mouth full of muffins is, literally, the funniest thing I have ever seen
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nigel mcguiness after being told off by edge
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frasier HATES martin's favourite froggy chair
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true crime forensic podcast with drew mcintyre covering the backstage brawl + footage
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WWE documentaries are wild because they'll be like "[wrestler] had some...personal demons" and show a photo of them with a lampshade on their head, as though their problem was that they were simply ~too much fun~
but what they MEAN is that they were doing like, crack
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the hottest up-and-comer in pro wrestling is the son of a suplex submission expert who finally spoke for the very first time after a demon stamped on his crisps. this is peak professional wrestling
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- the co-op is a co-operative, not a company. c'mon, it's in the name
- it is owned by its 4.6 million members who are democratically involved to share profits with members and local communities
- the spectator is owned by the barclay brothers, with a net worth of $3.9 billion
No need to bother, Co-op. As of today you are henceforth banned from advertising in The Spectator, in perpetuity. We will not have companies like yours use their financial might to try to influence our editorial content, which is entirely a matter for the editor.
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tired: the rock squat lifting drew barrymore
wired: bautista taking a bump for mel giedroyc
would have been so funny if the rock tore his quad lifting drew barrymore and couldn't fight at wrestlemania
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- "Rock Ness Monster"
- "You're the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man"
- "The Rock Exchange"
- "You just lost the game"
- "Tick Tock it's The Rock"/"It's Rock o'Clock"
- "Rock 'n' Roll"
- "Rock and Ball Torture"
- every homophobic slur found in urban dictionary
Dwayne Johnson has secured ownership rights for several names & catchphrases:
• “The Rock”
• “Team Corporate”
• “Rock Nation”
• “Roody Poo”
• “Candy Ass”
• “Jabroni”
• “If you smell what The Rock is cooking”
• “The Samoan Sensation”
• “The Blue Chipper”
• “The People’s…
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"ordinary people" not understanding wrestling has always been vince mcmahon's ace up his sleeve. if you don't know the business you're already on the back foot. it served him well in the steroid trial and it will serve him well here too
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wrestlers at AEW teaming up to refuse to work with cm punk and inadvertently creating wrestling's first union
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can't believe the drama of the cm punk media scrum has literally killed the queen
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can't wait for the rest of the world to discover what wrestling fans have always known: that their fave liberal hollywood actor 'the rock' is a homophobe
The Rock: I'll Slap The Piss Out Of Cody Rhodes And His 'Girlfriend' Seth Rollins
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I am so here for the rugged greying thor man with the six-pack
This little moment in the chaos of the Rumble, when
@EdgeRatedR
has a second to really hear the crowd’s response, and he takes it all in and just... *sighs.*
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after eight magical years of being together, and seven years of podcasting as a couple, he finally asked me to marry him.
and I said YES! 💖💕💓
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THAT'S KEVIN NASH
Amber Heard claims Johnny Depp was insanely jealous.
Texts show he was upset she was at a wrap party in November, 2014 all night.
Meanwhile, Amber Heard at a wrap party in November, 2014.
Was Depp jealous, or was Depp reasonably insecure, suspicious and unsure?
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I mean he literally is
AEW fans are trying to say Sting is better than Taker now lol
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everyone who says they've not impacted the internet in any way, I salute you! you think my parents are proud of me???? they are NOT
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nothing has made me more aware of my own shallowness than jeff jarrett in AEW. apparently all it takes to get me to like a guy I previously hated is to give him a sexy evil cowboy makeover. I'm PATHETIC
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my brother lives in mainland china, so I asked him if he was worried about the coronavirus
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Leland and Laura Palmer (Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, 1992)
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happy to (finally officially) announce that six months ago me and
@KefinMahon
got married! 🥰
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that's kevin nash
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this is actually a great point! all WWE wrestlers should indeed walk out, because if they did it would be powerful strike action and then, finally, wrestling might get its union
Bad creative is no excuse for a walk out.
If every wrestler who suffered from bad creative walked out there would be no wrestlers in the company!.
#WWERaw
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he is SO honest about it all. he admits to taking steroids, he tells you when he started, how he started, why he started. he literally SHOWS you what he took, and how he took it
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in order to achieve optimum happiness as a wrestling fan you must be comfortable holding two contrasting and opposing views:
wrestling is dumb and fake and just dudes pretending to punch each other, and it's awesome
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wrestling is a legitimate artform, and it's awesome
I think everyone who wants to classify wrestling as art needs to ask themselves whether they do so because they genuinely think there is something important about that distinction or simply because they’re embarrassed to discuss wrestling as its own medium with their peers
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bizarre living in a world where the two most annoying wrestlers (ryback and ronda rousey) are the two most vocal critics of vince mcmahon
Ronda Rousey wrote this about Vince McMahon in her Memoir "Our Fight"
“PPVs are held in major cities like New York, Los Angeles, and Philadelphia, as well as now twice a year in Saudi Arabia, a nation that restricts the rights of women in a way that I’m certain Vince McMahon…
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just chugged four of these because I thought they were alcohol. We need stricter packaging and labeling regulations
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love how the hos look so much happier with vader than with the godfather lol
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@TristanMCarroll
yeah! I ran the nigel thornberry appreciation society account! got a bit of a following, kept curating the nigel content, found a piece that went viral, and he became a meme!
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anyway if you enjoyed the single month 9 years ago when nigel thornberry was a meme, check out my podcasts ✨
@How2Wrestling
is a fascinating look into pro wrestling hunks and the WWE 🤼♂️
@SubculturedCast
is all about interesting niche subcultures like vore and juggalos 🤡
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fun fact that people often don't know: these holes you sometimes see on the side of the commentary desk are known as the "mouse hole" - a hole for the mouse that lives in the commentary desk and secretly controls michael cole
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can't stop thinking about this picture of bryan alvarez looking like a skyrim NPC
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to prevent the spread of covid 19 they should give everyone a free copy of animal crossing: new horizons
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I've never seen someone talk so openly about juicing before, it's genuinely refreshing and actually kind of reassuring? he seems so normal about it all
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men will be like "oh you wouldn't understand, jerry lawler is the greatest commentator of all time" meanwhile jerry lawler's commentary is like "crash holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo"
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japanese wrestlers on twitter: posts about bread, nice photos of them looking very smart, videos of them cooking in aprons
US wrestlers on twitter: flat earth conspiracies, inviting trump jr on their podcasts, horny on main, anti-mask propaganda
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why did all the nicest boys have this
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I genuinely love the saw fandom so much, posting pics of an 80 year old covered in his own blood like "he is SO babygirl 😍"
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MJF on the mic isn't impressive or "good at building heat", it's lazy edgelord teen humour that most of us were doing circa 2005 after watching too much south park
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obsessed with bobby lashley because he is a really great wrestler but also because he looks like a very polite frog :)
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my wrestling hot take which I was too scared to share when the post was going around is this: fat people make inherently better wrestlers
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he also goes into some detail as to the backstage attitudes towards steroids, as well as how the WWE talked about them. like I'm actually worried this man has a target on his head now
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do you think scott hall and kevin nash explored each other's bodies
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we don't talk enough about how pretty much every pro wrestler with a six-pack is going through the motions of an eating disorder
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please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz please be the miz
In a big development,
@FightfulSelect
is told that multiple WWE talent are scheduled to compete at Josh Barnett's Bloodsport next month.
We're told details on who is competing should emerge shortly.
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would have been so funny if the rock tore his quad lifting drew barrymore and couldn't fight at wrestlemania
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pls send me your fave wrestling captions 🥰
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my colleague took me out for a fancy dinner ☺️ I think there's a spark!
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every wrestling promotion:
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ryback blocked me because I said he looks like a street shark
Who's the most famous person that has you blocked and why did they block you?
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just a thought, but maybe the headline could have been 'looking at cute animals is just one of six easy ways men can live longer'
you know, considering the whole 'invasion of privacy' thing
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apparently when you call emergency services it texts your emergency contact with your location! thank you very much for making this already awkward situation much worse
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I heard the reason edge left WWE is because they wouldn't let him wear this hat
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for those who don't watch wrestling here's an explainer for what happened last night in terms you might understand: imagine if after community, chevy chase went on family guy only to put seth mcfarlane in a headlock and then six months later return to community again
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i hear rowan atkinson is complaining about free speech again so here's an open invite for him to come over so I can tell him the full unedited explicit story of my ex jacking off to mr bean
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bambamservingcunt.jpeg
Remembering Bam Bam Bigelow, who passed away 17 years ago today 🙏🏻
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