Chris Elmer ๐ช๐บ๐ฌ๐ง๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฎ๐ช
@bigchriselmer
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Dad, assistant scout leader, L1 triathlon coach, rejoiner, rides bikes, AFC and some CPFC too, outdoors, podcasts, music that Peel'dlike. Scared for the future.
Joined October 2010
Greek Day at school today and I reckon I aced it with this costume.
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lol all you suckers who spent years of your life learning a new language ๐คฃ I hope it was worth it for the neuro plasticity and joy of embracing another culture ๐คฃ
Appleโs new AirPods Pro 3 have live translation between languages, On one hand, handy. On the other hand, a bit science-fictioney?
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What time can Dan expect you, @metpoliceuk?
So one thing weโre all agreed on now. Theyโre not just โhurty-wordsโ. What people say does matter. And if you make a direct call for violence, there should be consequences. Right?
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See, big man, politics is harder than you thought.
@sikorskiradek Be quiet, small man. You pay a tiny fraction of the cost. And there is no substitute for Starlink.
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This explains alot.
If A Robin Redbreast in a Cage Puts all Heaven in a Rage then I dread to think what divine punishment will be wreaked upon Leicester in 2023. cc @Lostfootballs
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@shedseven collab tee. This t-shirt could be yours. Or maybe you'll end up chasing rainbows. ๐ On pre-sale now at https://t.co/OHrZLHgWtn, but only until Sunday night. We'll choose a winner 48 hours from now.
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He makes himself big
Surely one for @bryansgunn ? Every week thereโs a keeper out there โmaking himself bigโ - how do they do it??? ๐คท
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Every lifelong Catholic I've ever met is like "I think we're supposed to give this food to poor people" and every adult convert is like "the Archon of Constantinople's epistle on the Pentacostine rites of the eucharist clearly states women shouldn't have driver's licenses."
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@SuellaBraverman I was one of the survivors you met in Rotherham. I offered to work with you for free to highlight all of this and to change policy, laws etc and you declined. Clearly wasnโt that interested was you?
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Wow, this is one of the best pictures of cyclocross like ever. Chapeau @gaetan_sportpic ๐๐ผ
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I tell you what, that Santa Claus has got real presence about him
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Somewhere in a warehouse in Disneyworld is a Series II or IIa, i guess) with a NATO trailer. #landrover #landrovers #serieslandrovers Look at that front bumper! There will defintiely be a story behind this vehicle.
Does anyone else remember the #JingleJungleParade? This was one of the first #WaltDisneyWorld parades I would watch! #AnimalKingdom
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@MikeKeegan_DM Football fans: Excellent, she's a great presenter. Some cunt: Woke
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Anyone else still thinking about how much fun we had on Sunday at our preview show?? ๐คฃ Thank you to our acts and our wonderful audience for laughing along with us โค๏ธ The UK Kids' Comedy Festival ๐
5-23 February 2025 ๐ See our full lineup at: https://t.co/DsI0TooG7Z
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Woke up this morring, emptied the dishwasher, got my kids to school, did some emails. When do I leave for the front? I'm helping run a stall for the scouts for late night shopping tonight so can I be back by 5.30?
@Jesii_ca_M Try the Battle of The Somme.
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I met a lady at the school gate (in a very white, very small, very English market town) this morning whose brother was killed in one of these prisons. I saw this tweet yesterday and really understood it today.
All Syrians are saying that liberating Sednaya's prison is more significant than destroying Berlin's wall. Years of fear, torture, death, and subjugation will end tonight.
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