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꩜ “— and i think you should come live with me & we can be pirates.” 🏴☠️꩜ (21+ no minors)
she/her ⚢ ꩜ icon by elclaud
Joined February 2023
me when i'm in a yearning competition but my opponent is chloe price
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i’m sure there’ll be parts of reunion that i’ll like but i’m still gonna pick it the fuckkk apart. i’m not gonna be grateful for them hamfistedly “fixing” something they chose to break LOL the more i think about it the more amazed i am that they were really truly deeply that dumb
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letting max give her the bed on her BIRTHDAY chloe price you’re a fucking BUM
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i wonder why they chose to have RE take place over max’s birthday weekend instead of just making it take place during the anniversary of when they first reunited in october
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sorry chloe but you can’t just cause max to make this face and deserve to live
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chloe struggling to find the right words the moment she makes eye contact with max… oh chloe, you’re hopeless and still in love.
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(e.g. messy lesbian breakup, avengers assemble, handing out powers like candy, max freakfield, etc) and just like kids playing make-believe they can’t be bothered to at least be consistent with their choices either LOL
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d9 seems to lean on certain tropes in order to give the illusion of interesting storytelling w/o actually considering if these choices really make sense for these specific characters/this setting. in other words they’re playing with dolls
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max: i felt like my powers made me unlovable chloe: well yeah actually kinda 🤷♀️
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leaving max because of her powers means that chloe is only capable of loving max conditionally. i really am not a fan of the narrative that max is less desirable/loveable as a person for something that literally isn't her fault.
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