Reminder: Leave your dog everyday! Also Buy & Read the book I’ll Be Home Soon before it goes into short supply. A title wave of dog’s with separation anxiety is coming after this pandemic is over & it’s preventable!

rep forever guilt free listening!

I want to live in the environment of a Taylor Swift concert for the next 4 years!

Happy Halloween from the 2024 @TheDemocrats Presidential ticket… and Doug. Della the cat as VP @KamalaHarris Joseph Beagleden the Newfoundland as Gov @Tim_Walz and Barack Obeagle the Beagle as @SecondGentleman Doug Emhoff

A helicopter just buzzed my house so close that as it flew off I felt a draft inside my house!

Cool cool, I heard nothing about this outside my bars saying SOS. But don’t worry, I have received 4 alerts that my bill is due in 3 weeks.

I would hope no one would feel comfortable confiding in me about the shitty things they do to their dogs!

This is our place, we’re having a call! 💙 Join us on Tuesday, August 27 at 7 pm ET to kick off the organizing efforts of our #SwiftiesForKamala coalition committed to protecting democracy by working together to elect Vice President Kamala Harris as our next President!

If my little cat were in the @akcdoglovers she would be in the Sporting Group because she has energy for days & is a priceless bug hunting companion.

I will bring my cat!

I am going to continue live my life as I have, but also in a way that @Tim_Walz never calls me Weird with the same tone as he refers to Trump.

I just listened to this week’s episode of Boom! Lawyered. ⁦@AngryBlackLady⁩ is the only person on this podcast whose dog hasn’t slept in my bed. I am pretty sure ⁦@lizzwinstead⁩ & ⁦@Hegemommy⁩’s dogs from the 2010s knew each other. ❤️

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best

I used to joke that I loved my 1st cat almost as much as I loved my @TiVo. My current cat really gets it & loves TiVo too!

Real talk, when is my namesake’s campaign going to come out with dog leashes & collars? I need a new collar! Now is the perfect time while all democrats are posting that they love dogs. @JoeBiden @BidenHQ

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

Goodnight for the last time before I hear The Tortured Poets Department.

Voter 286 at 6:50pm at my south Minneapolis precinct on #SuperTuesday2024

Have you ever had hummus so good you text your dad in a different time zone & tweet for the 1st time in 2 months about it? Cause I just did! Thank you @AfroDeli!