Asking your best friend if y’all are dressing cute or homeless before y’all go somewhere

In order to save money, I set myself a limit of $50 this week. So far I’ve only spent $300

I swear all the best things come when you aren’t looking for them

If you’re a millennial and this offends you, then my work is done. Now make sure you’re registered to vote.

My toxic trait : thinking I have to buy a new outfit for every event

men in business professional clothing will always be a weakness of mine

Mondays that are actually Tuesdays are my favorite Mondays.

What part of “I don’t want to spend anymore money” don’t I understand

Don’t you hate it when you think you see a good parking spot but then you turn the corner and Stuart fucking little is parked there

if I marry someone who doesn’t like sleeping with the fan on then we’ll just have to compromise & sleep with the fan on

if i marry someone who has to sleep with the tv on we’re going to have to compromise and not sleep with the tv on

How are y’all boating, tanning, beaching, and doing fun shit everyday during the weekdays?? Do you not work? What responsibilities do you have? How do you pay your bills? Are you willing to pay mine??? Lmk

being tan makes life more enjoyable