Why you shouldn’t hire Nail: • We won’t be the cheapest. • We will question everything. • We won’t present anything you were expecting. • Some of us will be dressed poorly.

Wonder why we haven't posted anything in a while? It's because we've been busy not posting over on Threads. Feel free to follow us over there. @NailProvidence If we get enough followers maybe we'll get back into the game that we used to enjoy until Twitter went to shit.

This is the first campaign we've ever done that wasn't for humans.

Have you noticed things getting sketchy and unstable around here? We have. So we're stepping away from Twitter for a bit—not that Elon (or anyone else) will care. If you miss us, we'll still be goofing off on IG, FB, LI, etc...

It was a daunting assignment, but we think (totally objectively) that our design team rocked it. Read Myles' interview about our crest design for R.I.'s new pro soccer team.

We're proud to have helped create the branding for Rhode Island's very own pro soccer team. Let's go!!!!

Hey Rhode Island, are you ready to meet your new soccer team?

Don't forget to vote, because you know they won't.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Embrace the only thing people know about R.I.—that we're small. But reframe it. We're not small. We're "Fun Sized™" Then make all your ads fun-sized: 6-second videos, tiny billboards, micro-banners...

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: "Don't plan a trip to Rhode Island" Build your campaign around how easy it is to get to and around the state, so it's perfect for a quick, impulse getaway that you don't really need to plan for.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Make a tourism video but "accidentally" put clips from foreign countries in it. Watch your awareness skyrocket as news media around the world relentlessly mock you.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: With maps often leaving R.I. off and people constantly assuming we mean "Long Island", we do a Vice-style exposé that reveals the shocking truth: Rhode Island is a real place! And you can actually visit it to see for yourself...

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Make ten 24K gold quahogs. Secretly bury/hide them in ten tourist-worthy spots. Release clues that encourage the mob of maniacal mollusk-seekers to explore our lovely state.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Find somewhere land is really cheap (Mongolia?) and buy 604,301 acres. Just enough to make us one acre larger than Delaware. Then relentlessly troll them for being the smallest state in the union.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Digital billboards on 95N with live updates of shark sightings on Cape Cod. Also has directions to nearby RI beaches.

Sometimes what you really need is to the left of you and around 94 feet away. Like the perfect new office space.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: Pick a fight with every other state. We send a comedian to all 49 states where they film low-budget selfie videos explaining why that particular state sucks.

Change is upon us.

Idea to promote tourism in Rhode Island: In landlocked cities like Denver and Minneapolis do pop-up Seaweed Dispensaries courtesy of the Ocean State.

Excited to have Cameron on the team. He's a serious talent and a nice guy who has absolutely no regrets about his headshot. None.