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Bethanie Blanchard

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Media Strategist | working in the strat mines | views own

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@beth_blanchard
Bethanie Blanchard
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#NewProfilePic by the amazing Miranda Stokkel 📸
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@amandahess
Amanda Hess
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“Wuthering Heights” is a faithful adaptation of Jacob Elordi being 6’5”
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@samantitheos
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Bad Bunny shouting out Canada at the end of his half time show. All of Canada, with zero Spanish literacy:
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@GlowingEyesRep
.𝒥𝑜𝑒𝓎
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Finally lived through an historical event that made me feel hope instead of dread
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@DrDominicNg
Dr. Dominic Ng
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@svershbow
Sophie Vershbow
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"let me ask chat gpt" me:
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@Kpaxs
Kpaxs
3 months
Fascinating read! “Deep work is statistically near-impossible. We’ve normalized an environment where focus has been engineered out of the workday.”
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justoffbyone.com
Interruptions, recovery time, and task size: three numbers that determine if you'll get real work done. Interactive visualizations show the math behind bad days.
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@BrandyLJensen
Brandy Jensen
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
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@mustachetoilet
wolfgang fuckface
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No prior generation had to give up all other joys in life to buy a home. They had phones. They watched tv and movies. They ate at restaurants. They traveled. They drove new cars. They went to bars with friends. They drank and smoked constantly. To pretend otherwise is absurd.
@4nt1p4tt3rn
4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴‍☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47
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You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so? When are you cancelling all your subscription services? When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats? When are you going to stop buying a $7
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@zedchrmsm
zhopamine
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you guys are laughing but in 20 years, there's going to be a major class divide in intellectual development
@pukicho
Pukicho
4 months
My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.
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@allie__voss
Allie
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The opening scene where she does a million-step skincare routine and takes all her supplements is just going to look like a normal girl
@SolaceCinema
Cinema Solace
4 months
Margot Robbie is rumored to play the lead in Luca Guadagnino’s “gender-swapped” ‘AMERICAN PSYCHO’ remake. (Source: https://t.co/pbnKU8dDep)
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@kitten_beloved
Kitten 🐈
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Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu
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@yeeeerika
erika
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a pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture
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@ctrlarchive
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girls only want one thing and its to be photographed candidly on 35mm film
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@NathanForYouOoC
no context nathan
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@rachsdaya
megan
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killing myself in front of whoever paywalled the nyt mini to change the trajectory of their lives
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@beth_blanchard
Bethanie Blanchard
7 months
Those bastards at the @nytimes have put the mini crossword behind a paywall. A small pleasure in my day is gone :(
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@beth_blanchard
Bethanie Blanchard
7 months
Well well well- even though ⁦@theage⁩ published multiple & persistent stories in opposition to this, as expected it’s a huge policy winner.
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theage.com.au
The results of the latest Resolve Political Monitor leave Victoria’s Liberal Party teetering towards a seventh defeat from eight elections.
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@sharkpanty
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it’s so fucked up that normal ass houses cost literally 1 million dollars. like normal size normal location not super impressive in any way just house.jpg one million american dollars
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@beth_blanchard
Bethanie Blanchard
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The finale of #AndJustLikeThat - which means the finale of #SATC as a whole - had an entire storyline about a blocked toilet and showed us the contents. That’s how this iconic show ends. Michael Patrick King you should hang your head in shame
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