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Electrons Flow, Heel Turn at 39, Music, Guitar, Zelda, Craft Beer Just a few words that describe me.

Fresno, Ca
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Someone better do a wellness check on R Truth.
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John Cena over here making little kids cry by telling them they are the reason he hates everyone, and they don’t matter. Talk about a villain origin story.
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John Cena heel turn was one of the most iconic moments in all of wrestling. We might not see another moment like that for 30 years. Top 3 for sure. How many more swerves will we see before he retires at the end of the year?.
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Sami Zayn wins the 2026 Rumble.
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9 months
Where is #michaelbuffering when you need him.
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RT @SimoneGiertz: I spent three years designing foldable coat hangers.
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RT @Brewbound: Anchor Brewing to Cease Operations, Liquidate Business. Story by @justindkendall: .
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RT @momjeansca: Sold out @StrummersFresno in a matter of minutes so we’ve moved to Tioga Sequoia Brewery! What a party! All previous tix wi….
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RT @NumbskullShows: Due to popular demand @momjeansca July 30 @StrummersFresno will be moved to @TiogaSequoia Fresno. All Ages. Original ti….
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3 years
RT @Audi: Feed your craving for adventure. Experience the 2022 Audi Q5 at your local Bay Area Audi dealer.
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RT @TiogaSequoia: Drop a 🍺 emoji👇 if we can expect to see you at #FresYES2022 on Sat. March 26th here at the Beer Garden🙌.
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RT @DestinyTheGame: Bungie's bright future is only possible with you. If you share our vision for Destiny - a single global community that….
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I’m still 😭 over that @themandalorian finally 3 months later. Bruh 🥲.
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RT @MKBHD: NEW VIDEO - Giving Away 24 PS5s and XBox Series X! - RT!
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Ok just finished The Mandalorian here is my review of the last 10minutes in emojis 😦😧😱🤯😳🥺😢😭😲😲😲😲😲.
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My 4yo just asked me “What is the biggest number?” I thought I had more time but its time to dust off the old Math and Physics books, let’s talk about infinity as a representation of a number that is boundless larger then any real or natural number.
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5 years
This. .
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5 years
Not exactly what we had in mind.
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RT @BethanyClough: Wholeheartedly agree. We are here to do good journalism, not chase clicks.
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5 years
In other news….
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Augmented reality goggles would allow soldiers to give military dogs commands from a safe distance. @USArmy
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