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@benniuskellius

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Packers, Duke (only Duke fan in Wisconsin), Bucks, Badgers Football, Brewers. Never saw an over I didn't like.

Joined December 2010
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@benniuskellius
bennius
6 months
Never forget Yovani Gallardo got absolutely smashed at Leff's, got a DUI for blowing a .22, and then the Brewers had him start the next day against the Giants where he got a 7-2 win. Only in Wisconsin does that shit happen.
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@benniuskellius
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If Doc Rivers gotta go then so does Jon Horst. Buddy hasn’t hit on a draft pick ever and has built a terrible roster outside of Giannis.
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@benniuskellius
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8 hours
20 degrees is gonna hit like crack in the 80’s
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@benniuskellius
bennius
12 hours
Keisean Nixon making the pro bowl means I may have a shot at the pro bowl
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@benniuskellius
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My YMCA membership photo I’m shocked they allowed me to sign up
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@benniuskellius
bennius
2 days
Wow what a throwback. Nothing like paying $5 to Chegg for some homework help.
@rvivek
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Possibly the biggest victim of AI
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@benniuskellius
bennius
2 days
Doesn’t matter if Jonathan Gannon is the DC or if they put me at DC if our cornerback room is made up of a kick returner, 7th round pick, and a 5th round pick. Looking at you Gutey.
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@BookOfEli_NFL
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The Patriots have been to 6 Super Bowls, won 3, and did an entire rebuild since the last time the #Packers were in the Super Bowl
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@benniuskellius
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I’ll always be team dome for football. Football weather is dumb and leads to a lesser product. I’m here to watch good football not weather.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
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First time at Fleet Farm in forever. Such an intimidating place for an unhandy peasant like myself.
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bennius
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I’ll never understand the “whoops, forgot to take the loaded gun out of my carry-on move”. I am no saint, do dumb stuff all the time, but when packing for the airport always remember to take out weapons and explosives.
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@VeryBadLlama
Janel Comeau 🍁
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we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.
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@saylordocs
Documenting Saylor
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HOT TAKE: If businesses only have to pay taxes on profit, not revenue, then I should only have to pay taxes after I’ve paid all my bills and rent.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
4 days
Another month and another incorrect bill from Verizon where I’ll need to spend an hour with their incompetent customer service. I’m losing it.
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bennius
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Weather channel app got Sinbad writing their outlook content?
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@benniuskellius
bennius
6 days
Need my seamheads to let me know if the Brewers made a good deal. Love the name Jett Williams. Still sucks being poors but I’ve accepted it.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
6 days
Pulled up to a nice non-Walmart gym dripped out in a Home Improvement sweatshirt. You can take the guy out of the Walmart gym but you can’t take the Walmart gym out of the guy.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
7 days
Dear God please give us Chargers on Hardknocks with the Harbaugh McDaniel combo.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
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How is LIV still even a thing? Zero chance they are profitable. I know oil money goes crazy but eventually you stop lighting money on fire.
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@benniuskellius
bennius
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Jim Harbaugh walking into Mike McDaniel’s office on his first day
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@benniuskellius
bennius
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It will be the year 2093 and fans will still want the corpse of Jim Leonhard to coach a Wisconsin football team.
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