FedEx announces that it has fully resumed its operations in Israel following the end of the war. Perhaps those who have yet to rebook their flights should consider shipping themselves. Although the space will be tight, at least no one will ask you to switch seats.

June 24, 2025, New York to Israel: “Are you ok?”.June 25, 2025, Israel to New York: “Are you ok?”.

Israel just struck the Evin prison in Tehran, releasing political prisoners and regime opponents. Somebody call Jerry Bruckheimer and Nic Cage, I think we have the premise of "Con Air 2".

Israel could travel to outer space to defend Planet Earth in the next "Aliens" movie and at least half of the West would root for the chestburster.

The Jewish community in Isfahan, Iran: May the country "give a crushing and regretful response to the Zionist regime and will make it regret its shameful actions." When pressed for further comment, their spokesperson blinked twice and mouthed "help me".

Olim vatikim, 2030: “When I made aliyah, we didn’t even have the pre-warning. You had to run into the stairwell in your pajamas.”. Olim vatikim, 2040: “When I made aliyah, we didn’t even have the AI cybermoles. We had to send actual human soldiers to set up covert drone bases.”.

Yesterday, President Trump announced tariffs of at least 10% across all countries with rates even higher for 60 others. Who would have imagined Americans asking Israelis to bring stuff in THEIR suitcases?.

This is absolutely hilarious.

Look on the bright side: at least they didn’t attack the night before Pesach.

Sources are warning of an impending Iranian attack. If you can’t reach me, it’s because I’m not touching my beeper.

We are inching ever closer to the inevitable “Is that a siren?!?!….Oh, it’s a shofar”.

Missiles sent at 6:30 AM should come with a snooze button.

You know what they say…. Blow up my small communication device once, shame on you. Blow up my small communication device twice….

Right now, in an undisclosed location, someone in 8200 is hacking into a Houthi Betamax.

All the headlines claim that Iran and Israel are inching towards a regional war. What the hell do they call the last ten months, a game of tiddlywinks?.

Israelis are going to bed wondering if Iran will have something in store for us tonight. It’s like “Twas the Night Before Christmas” if sugar plums were replaced by ballistic missiles.

RT @HummelAdam: Just finished reading this book and loved every page! Great to be reminded of some of my time spent living in Jerusalem as….

Passover 2024: For Jews who need to sell their chametz

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