Should I start using Twitter again?

Making a cup of tea

Me whenever someone says pee isn’t stored in the balls:

Put Son’s PS4 controllers in the oven last night to hide them so he’d go to bed. Didn’t tell the wife, who then put oven on this morning!

i think a lot about the old scottish woman who said this at margaret thatcher’s funeral, i hope she’s doing well

Another day in Hell.

Without a doubt RTÉ’s greatest news report ever. Gets better and better at every single turn.

7 years gone from Ireland and Fianna Fáil the team that drove so many of us overseas are back in power - wow just wow

we deserve more elegant metaphors

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

When are charges coming to #LAPD Officer Frank Hernandez ? @MayorOfLA @LADAOffice

POLICE OFFICER TELLS PROUD BOYS TO HIDE INSIDE BUILDING BECAUSE THEY'RE ABOUT TO TEAR GAS PROTESTERS. THE OFFICER SAID HE WAS WARNING THEM "DISCRETELY" BECAUSE HE DIDNT WANT PROTESTERS TO SEE POLICE "PLAY FAVORITES." #BLUEFALL #PoliceBrutalityPandemic #PoliceBrutality

John Lennon, who was famously safe in New York City

In fairness this seems a little too on point