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@beeleaux

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bears. southside. bulls. connor bedard. man united. golf.

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@beeleaux
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2 years
As a former HS student, I would’ve walked out too just bc it was a reason to leave school.
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High school students in a Chicago suburb were told to mask up or leave. This was their response.
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@LowendAssJerry She said “watch this” 😭
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Being fluent in Spanish is all fun and games until you’re put in a professional setting and all you know is Spanish del rancho.
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@beeleaux
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10 years
Look at what 5 years did to my mans. Hella stress lol. http://t.co/7yHnuW2FA8
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4 years
@melaninmonroe Idk how but her voice was punching me
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@beeleaux
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5 years
This how I be fighting in my dreams
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@beeleaux
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10 years
Pharrell been 20 for 700 years now. http://t.co/fplUkgCX0M
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@K1 Christmas noobs on Warzone have no idea what’s coming 😈💯‼️
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@MySportsUpdate He def has a burner account
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@beeleaux
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3 years
Ladies and Gentlemen, Justin Fields has arrived at Halas Hall. #Bears
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@beeleaux
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5 years
@DocMcCockiner @AdamSchefter I thought you tweeted this scene
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@beeleaux
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3 years
Covid kills 500k Americans: “ITS A HOAX!!!” J&J vaccine gives SIX (6) people a super rare side effect: “OMG I TOLD YALL!!!”
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@beeleaux
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6 years
@kaymonayyy Puchar to empujar real quick.
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@beeleaux
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9 years
God bless Draya. http://t.co/2lqkFVK8KP
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@beeleaux
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10 years
Nicki Minaj wild as hell 😳 http://t.co/x8KsDmYhcI
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@ChiSportUpdates Double doink.
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@beeleaux
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10 years
Fucking Kim K. “ @RapFavorites : J. Cole in Ferguson visiting Mike Brown's. What's your favorite rapper doing? http://t.co/ExhuRa2Myg”
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@beeleaux
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@beeleaux
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4 years
@trapyeezus Pop Smoke
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@beeleaux
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4 years
You can still go to the grocery store, banks, gas stations, go on walks, and travel by car. Don’t freak out people.
@fox32news
FOX 32 News
4 years
#BREAKING : Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker will order a "shelter in place" for the entire state amid the coronavirus pandemic, according to a report.
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@MaxMarkhamNFL @ChicagoBears @maine_savage23 This is my grandmother. I locked her in this cage until we get the Fields-Moore deep pass video. Your move @ChicagoBears
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@beeleaux
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6 months
@_JustScoe_ 😭😭 chill out
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1 year
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@beeleaux
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6 years
@Jailene_LaChona 🤔🤔🤔
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@beeleaux
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3 years
@Swagg @NICKMERCS I don’t see a difference
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Nothing is more frightening than a hungry girlfriend.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
It’s been raining for days. Women ain’t shit.
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Y’all too old to be blaming your toxic traits on a zodiac sign.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
A MTV producer wants to put the video of my windshield getting broken through on Ridiculousness LOL.
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@beeleaux
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2 years
They need to enlist all those “patriots” that stormed the Capital. They seemed war ready to me.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
This is how every white girl i met at NIU dances.
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@beeleaux
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10 months
@RapSheet Future Raider
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@beeleaux
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5 years
You just went full bird
@khloekardashian
Khloé
5 years
Tristan is equally to blame but Tristan is the father of my child. Regardless of what he does to me I won’t do that to my daughter. He has been addressing this situation PRIVATELY. If Tristan were to lie publicly about what conspired,then yes I would address him publicly as well
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Meet my new son, Saint.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
He just posted a pic of his girlfriend, didn’t he?
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1 year
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@beeleaux
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7 years
When you told her 2 hours but you at stroke #4
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@beeleaux
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4 years
@adamrank These are cooler. (Cc @Ky1eLong )
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@beeleaux
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1 year
That’s me guys
@barstoolsports
Barstool Sports
1 year
Just another Saturday on the SouthSide of Chicago @StoolBaseball @barstoolchicago
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@beeleaux
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6 years
@DaNachover Bro the Spanish keyboard be saving me from sounding like an idiot.
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@ChicagoBears From poverty to lower mid-class franchise!
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@beeleaux
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3 years
Some of y’all gotta let Dekalb go. I promise there’s more to life.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Prayers go out to the men @ PSK. I know firsthand how it feels to lose a brother and my heart is heavy. Keep your heads up, boys.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
I really hate it when I pay for an UberX and get a fucking minivan.. How the fuck am I suppose to stunt in a Grand Caravan?
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Yesterday was the Greek Row apocalypse.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Congratulations @NIU_PhiKaps . You guys deserved it the most.
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@beeleaux
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6 years
You dress like a Mexican from Cicero
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My rival is my reflection
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@beeleaux
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6 years
50 likes and I’ll black out tonight.
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@beeleaux
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2 years
@barstoolchicago Great trade.
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@beeleaux
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6 years
I gave a girl the wrong number today because she pulled out an android.
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@beeleaux
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4 years
“I don’t like Biden’s tax plan!” -person making 40k/year
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@beeleaux
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4 years
Seeing white people that I know are racist overly repost every BLM post they encounter is hilarious to me. We know who you really are behind closed doors, but go off.
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@beeleaux
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2 years
@DailyLoud We need to sign Odell.
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Down 10lbs in a little over two weeks. Finally letting go of toxic people. Mexico is booked for June. Let’s eat.
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@beeleaux
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4 years
A Halloween party during a coronavirus spike... I wish I could not give a fuck like y’all.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
When your tweets make it on a lecture about what not to tweet. 🔛👶🏽
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@beeleaux
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10 years
stoners in chicago like... http://t.co/BZxYvgvppT
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Once someone shows you their true colors, believe them right then and there.
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@beeleaux
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1 year
@NFL_DovKleiman Future Bear.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
If I got on an elevator and pulled my dick out and told random women to touch it, I would be in jail.
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@beeleaux
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11 years
"Thottage Grove Ave."
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@beeleaux
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4 years
If I order tacos IN SPANISH, don’t fucking put tomatoes and lettuce on them.... 🤬
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@beeleaux
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4 years
Idk if it’s stress, anxiety or depression but it’s kicking my ass right now...
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@beeleaux
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4 years
I voted for my parents, my brother and my girlfriend. I feel great today. W.
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@beeleaux
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3 years
It’s horny outside. Let’s drink.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
No one is more pissed about Instagram being down than sorority girls on spring break.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
Stop taking relationship advice from your SINGLE friends 2K17.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
People who are with a new set of friends every 6 months are probably the worst people in the world.
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@beeleaux
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4 years
No Shave November is for beards that connect.
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@beeleaux
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9 years
I'll wear this. Nbs. http://t.co/Asr2uzJdZJ
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@beeleaux
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7 years
I'm dedicating my summer to my pockets and my physical and mental health.
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@beeleaux
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6 years
If Mexico wins tomorrow, I’m getting pregnant.
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@beeleaux
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3 years
@AlexaRossTV *turns on Justin Fields highlights*
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@beeleaux
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5 years
I don’t care what anyone says, tequila is the best kind of alcohol to exist.
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@beeleaux
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4 years
Lmao everyone enjoy yourselves this weekend cause we’ll be back at Phase 1 in a couple of weeks. Brain dead fucks.
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@beeleaux
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8 years
Cyber Monday is the move because I don't like people and long lines give me anxiety.
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@beeleaux
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10 months
@PardonMyTake Zoom out sideways confirmed works @PFTCommenter
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@beeleaux
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4 years
Me to my girl when the PS5 preorders go live:
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Bruh
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@beeleaux
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4 years
There’s a whole pandemic going on and people keep asking me if I’m seriously not hanging out with anyone... Praying for my friends and their families. I hope sharing that bottle or blunt is worth it.
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@beeleaux
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7 years
You spelled “THE BOYS” wrong
@NIUPanhellenic
PANHELLENIC ╳ NIU
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Saturday's are for sisters! Find your sisters this fall by signing up for formal recruitment! #gogreek
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@beeleaux
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8 years
"Want me to take you home or you got a ride?"
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Pmarm and Jgall really went all out for Halloween this year.
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@beeleaux
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9 years
Rihanna poses with a fan. http://t.co/WSo00jLQVO
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@beeleaux
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6 years
Why do people record entire concerts on Snapchat? Record that shit to your phone because 1. It’s better quality video and 2. No one really gives a shit, keep that.
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@beeleaux
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8 years
This lineup is wild. I'm there. @chancetherapper
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@beeleaux
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4 years
I be like “I know a spot” then take you to Lassen’s.
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@beeleaux
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5 years
My mom trying CBD products for her joint pain after giving me shit for smoking weed for years is the most ironic moment of my life.
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@beeleaux
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3 years
Not me calling companies and asking them if they’re gonna give me the job or not because I haven’t heard shit in 2 weeks after being told 24-48 hours. A simple yes or no email is fine. Companies are unprofessional as fuck.
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@beeleaux
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6 months
Got caught tryna finesse the self checkout at Jewel. That bitch ass machine showed me an official review replay like it was the fuckin last 2 min of the 4th quarter.
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@beeleaux
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4 years
Came to visit my abuelita and she asks if I want to eat. I said no thank you. She still makes me a torta. Asked if I wanted another. I said no thank you. Halfway done, she drops another one on my plate. Fuck.
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@beeleaux
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@LitLikeChris
chris
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You really washed and married smfh
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@beeleaux
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2 years
Just saw my ugly friend on tv
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@beeleaux
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7 years
You ever been so bored you go read your venmo timeline?
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@beeleaux
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4 years
27, alive and blessed. 2020 is a shit show, but I’m grateful. Love everyone.
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