my dad just asked me if sean bean is from twenty one pilots

selling 2 pit tickets to the 5sos show at prauge if anyone's interested for face value @5SOST0URUPDATES #The5SOSShowPrauge

this is what my brain looks like after that ep

yeehaw!

me when i actually get coma buck after asking for it for months

“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

i love the super bowl

Manifesting

me before every new 911 episode saying "buddie canon"

ME

🐣

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charles leclerc is officially too old for leonardo dicaprio 💔

To celebrate the #AustrianGP this weekend, we’re giving away 2x copies of F1 22, signed by @LandoNorris & @danielricciardo 🤩 Like, retweet, and follow us to enter! Competition closes 10 July.

hopefully one of my birthday presents this month is sex with a woman

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

being told i don't blink enough by the eye doctor has been a real humbling experience

funniest fucking thing thats ever happened actually pls never cut it off