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God's most retarded soldier
Beaverdam
Joined April 2022
unemployed retards will inherit the world quit your job and fry your brain if you want to live
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every time i see these dudes i hear the "dinga dinga dinga" song and i just cant help but laugh
New York, you're really fucking it up right now. What are you doing?
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i accidentally closed all of my longs on HL this morning because it is apparently a very easy button to push rolled it all into an eth long 10k
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this posed an interesting question i wanted to answer: How often is a green daily candle on Sunday followed by a green daily candle on Monday? in the last year 66.7% of mondays were green, while all time its closer to 50% Gonna expand on this and see if a prediction engine
Do we trust the weekend pump boys?
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KEEP ON SHORTING MY RETARDED FRIEND!!
I’m shorting the market. With size. I don’t believe the Sunday pump. Just low volume pump to fool retail. Big week ahead. Big flush out. Brokies. - Wynn
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market finally realizing that paying $450,000 for a glorified V6 is DUMB Huracan, R8, 750s are all much better options for literally half the price more cylinders = cooler + faster + more girls will like it
BREAKING: 🇩🇪 Porsche reports a 95.9 percent drop in profits - the company announced Profit fell to €114 million from €2.6 billion in the same period of 2024.
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the lion fought very hard but they took his car keys he will t bone minivans another day
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I did zero TA or research, all i noticed was how terrible the sentiment was I will close these longs when all the retards who bearposted the bottom start bullposting the top
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I could be worth $10,000 if a first class plane ticket costs $9,000 I'm doing it rather be rich for a day than poor forever
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you cannot CTO stocks like you can memecoins Which is why you normally dont invest in companies that sell industrial waste and disguise it as food
Maybe I’m stubborn Maybe I’m retarded Or maybe something magnificent is about to happen Once $BYND bottoms it could easily gain momentum and be the top performer You get to either watch me evaporate millions or print it in real time Fellow apes, I’m with you either way 🫡
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you would have to be mentally disabled to fade Gamble This is the make it play but you've been trained to topblast worthless vaporware made by gypsies on adderall
ICM but this time round for businesses successfully generating revenue. No more pre-revenue, or worse, pre-product raises and it will sky rocket ICM plays higher than memes could ever go 🚀 Gamble on the companies you believe in. ICM will be a prediction market in itself.
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coin idea we donate all the creator fees to ME so i can buy more baby cashmere and vicuña hoodies thoughts?
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after 3 bourbon drinks and 36 hours of no sleep you reach the flow state. It feels like a beautiful shift where everything melts away and you just exist 60 good minutes of this and then my IQ decreases by 10 points forever
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you have it wrong toshi not a casino im simply predicting that the plinko ball will go into the 1000x hole
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