Letting down my dissociative shield for like 12 seconds to say MICHAEL CLAYTON is one of the last great character-weighted thrillers that will ever get produced and that is anyone can actually tell me the model Blackberry that Michael Clayton uses, I would be beholden

The part I hate the most about this is how Theo Von sounds even stupider and slow-witted than I had presumed. I've been forced to watch clips of him roll marbles around his mouth instead of brushing his teeth but man, this sucks and no one cares what you think lil' jerk.

Re-release a mod of SHUT UP AND JAM: GAIDEN with this encounter. Cyborg Vince Carter and I can do it.

The battle of who could not care less is on!

I watched THE SHIELD since the actual live premiere on FX and if this isn't a sign to tap back in and re-buy those DVDS lost (likely stolen by a shitty roommate) in a move, then I don't know what signals look like.

For a jerkoff loser who clings to the morality of the "One Nation Under God" ethos, how would the Lord you claim to serve feel about your violation of the Fifth Commandment with vigor and pride, @SecWar ?

This drunk fuck values his own cirrhotic life more than those of innocents in a country we have no business shellacking. I drink, but the worst decision I make is to order food late at night when I have some in the fridge.

What the fuck do you think you're doing? This is INSANE levels of disassociation from the terror that you're directing across the globe. The loss of human lives, especially when government directed, is not fodder for humor, much less memery. Be more ashamed of yourselves.

Hello again! Here's our piece from Sunday about Twitter. Bye!

Damn, I would normally hate this, but I bet he did it because a) the check was more than ONE QUARTER PORTION and b) easy money to leave to his family for leaning into a bit.

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL *deep breath* LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. $150 to get into a location where you'll be coerced to buy Jeremy Piven a drink when he corners you

Gatorade Zero Glacier Freeze

No they are not and do not pass that manacling garbage intended to disenfranchise.

Saved for posterity, but you have to be shitting me -- the turkey jerky person posted himself AI-ed with the Mike Tyson tattoo? What's real good, Robert- bear worms? Divorce feed? Vaccine misinformation on white toasts man fuck you

How about you don't do this and you just do your fucking jobs and stop getting steamrolled by shitbags

A woman I met on OKC invited me to her dorm to watch a movie. She picked ZOMBIELAND. we were sitting shoulder to shoulder and she kept saying she was cold.... After the movie ended, I asked her if I could lay down and snuggle. She laughed and asked me what took so long

Some people win all the time.

I hate this fuck.

He's a deeply ugly and repulsive person. I'm ugly too, but only on the outside. This bitch thinks he's a knight of the realm when really he's probably just being set up to take the fall.

When it hits, it hits hard.