people are calling jonathan bailey a straightbaiter… i fear we’re losing the ancient texts

This pepper is about to RUIN Christmas

Someone called Alberta, Temu Texas and I’m cackling.

"I've been in the big world today and now I need to be in a tiny space."

No one ever talks about how hard it is to eat on nights performing in drag… when to eat, what to eat, how much to eat… 😭

She needs a better audience

While walking home from the gym, there was a gentleman parked on the side of the street furiously looking for something in his car and upon further inspection, he was indeed furiously jacking his giant dong and gave me a weird goony look as I passed him

Once again @RBC fails at haunt any ATMs in service in the downtown Yonge and Bloor core. I’m about ready to switch banks.

Took him two seconds to start thirsting 😭

if stranger things was british it would be called bit odd innit

When I say cis I mean it as a derogatory slur. 💅🏻

chappell roan’s magical vocals here are truly a christmas gift https://t.co/4Z7olNOoVF

I wasted my entire life because nobody told me this as a kid

This woman received a vile racist threat on her Facebook post so she drove three hours to him, showed him his own Grindr account, and forced him to apologize in front of his coworkers or she would show his wife. Hope they gave her a forklift for her balls

This

The baby buffaloes are so cute.😂

how it feels to open grindr

I just burst out laughing, how on earth are the these two scenes exactly the same frame by frame 😭 https://t.co/LcimbWZzzn

Lucille Ball was a G. She knew the business and knew what happened and she didn’t allow any of it on her watch.

AI could never recreate the excellence that is Slay Bells https://t.co/cfon445POX