Matt Bailey 🇬🇧
@beagleblueF1
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Joined March 2009
Let me understand this, cause you know it maybe me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you. I make you laugh? Im here to fucking amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny? - Goodfellas. 👍🏼.
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The next door neighbours have taken down their Liverpool champions flag which has flown for the last 12 months. My new @ManCity flag is prepared to be deployed.🤩.
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This man is the reason I support @ManCity this is my dad and he died this afternoon. I have no words. Took me to my first game at Maine Road against Forest in 1984 when I was 11. How I am going to live without him is beyond me.💙
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"It's finished at Sunderland. Manchester United have done all they can. That Rooney goal was enough for the three points. Manchester City are still alive here. Balotelli…. Agueroooooo” @ManCity . 11 years ago today!🤩🤩🤩💙💙💙
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Genuinely did not know this. Mad!!!.
Despite winning 5 of the last 6 Premier League titles & chasing down an unprecedented 4peat, Pep hasn't been named Manager of the Month since December 2021. 🤔.Looking forward to see who receives this month's award:.Villa 4-1.Palace 4-2.Luton 5-1.Brighton 4-0.Forest 2-0.👑🎗
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The national anthem was observed and sung impeccably by the @ManCity and Leeds supporters today. #Coronation
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Today is my wife’s birthday. 45. It is also her last session of chemotherapy for ovarian cancer. I’m sat here with her now while she has it. It’s been a tough year for us. She has been amazing and so incredibly positive and strong. I married a good un. x.
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@Max33Verstappen Did you celebrate your 2nd place finish at the 2020 Bahrain GP while Grosjean was in hospital?.
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Had to block a few “City” supporters tonight with moronic views about Pep out and bald fraud. Can’t be doing with some of the new fan base. Shame they didn’t experience being a City supporter in the 80s and 90s like a lot of us did. Soon change their tune. Bell ends!!!.
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I lost my dad 2 years ago today. I count myself very lucky I had 48 years with him. I know so many people who didn’t get as much time with their dads. This man is the reason I was ridiculed at school for supporting City and the reason I celebrated seeing us lift the CL.🩵🩵🩵
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We’ve come a long way since Maine Road and Platt Lane.😍
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Can someone explain to me how this guy is allowed to say what he has said? The findings of CAS were final. This guy should be done by @mancity for slander. Nice of SkySports to give him the platform to spout too. Knobs!.
🗣️ "We know we were right". UEFA president Aleksander Ceferin on Manchester City's FFP charge.
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Well todays the day. How we all feeling?💙🏆 Me currently…👇🏼
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So we only have the FA Cup and the Premier League left that we can win. Shit being a City supporter isn’t it…. 😂.
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Currently introducing my wife (Liverpool fan) to this film as she hasn’t seen it before. One of my all time favourite films. What a guy this lad is!!!
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Genuinely don’t care if @ManCity are seen as a big club or a small club. Also don’t care if there are empty seats. (Be nice if they were full obvs) all I care about is the team, having the best manager in the world & keeping those trophy cabinets as full as possible. That’s it.
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Dave isn’t a happy lad. Don’t be like Dave.
Fuck Manchester City.Fuck Pep Guardiola.Fuck Erling Haaland.Fuck Jack Grealish.Fuck Kevin De Bruyne.Fuck Kyle Walker .Fuck Phil Foden.Fuck Rodri.and fuck their plastic fanbase supporters .Fuck the premier league and all.#115charges.
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It’s my 50th birthday next Tuesday. My wife organised a huge surprise party for me at @stonehousebeer yesterday. Hell of a day loved it. Great day with great people.
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I was in floods of tears in my local at full time. I wish my dad had been with me. It’s because of him I support City. Can’t thank him enough.
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Loosing a parent is shit! Remembering them at this time of year is also very shit. My heart goes out to everyone that has lost either one or two parents. This time of year is really crap I know. I miss my mum….
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Me. Christmas 2019 v Me, March 2021. 4 and half stone shifted so far and counting. Thanks to @SlimmingWorld 🤩
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I bloody well do!!!.
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Stadium falling apart, team falling apart, management falling apart, ownership falling apart, reputation falling apart. May as well be Celtic. May the Glazers stay for a lifetime! Never forget this was endorsed by Manchester United! 👇🏼
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Whether @ManCity are in the CL or not, it doesn’t take anything away from me that this is the club I love and I’ll support them through thick and thin. The disappointment of being relegated to Div 3 will far far outweigh us not being in the champions league for 2 seasons!.
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I still can’t believe we have won this. Hasn’t sunk in properly. Little City winning the biggest prize in club football.🤩🩵
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I joined @SlimmingWorld in January. Best thing I ever did. Almost 4 stone later. #gotridofthechunk 👍🏼
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4 in a row. I bloody love @ManCity so much. My dad would have loved today. He’s the reason I support who I support. Can’t thank him enough. Ever.🩵🩵🩵🩵.
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Those that have never had a dog are unlikely to understand. I dread the day.
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That’s it!!!!!!!!. We are Champions of England!!!!!. I bloody love you Manchester City.💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @ManCity.
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Absolutely hits the nail on the head. Take 5 minutes out of your day to read the below and tell me you don’t agree with this. Spot on!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.
This is ironically written by a Spurs fan but he nailed it …….WELL WORTH THE READ!!! 🩵👕🩵
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The pursuit of City is pretty relentless. The agenda against the club is damning. It is what it is currently. As and when we are found guilty or not guilty it won’t change my support for @mancity in the slightest.
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These have just arrived this morning @McLarenF1 @LandoNorris Chuffed to bits with them both. A great charity has also been helped. #eva #ChildreninNeed #pudsey 🤩🧡
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I’ve said it before and I will say it again. Mrs Brown Boys is utter utter utter shite. I just don’t get the humour…or lack of. How it’s still going is beyond me.🤷🏼♂️.
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He can stay for as long as he likes. Calls from some quarters for him to be sacked are just laughable and those saying it l, cannot possibly be true fans of City. I feel incredibly lucky we have him. @PepTeam is a legend. That will never be argued.
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Currently in Kells Irish Bar in Portland, Oregon and have just sat down at our table next to these @ManCity Love this place.🍻🇺🇸
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40 years of supporting @ManCity comes down to this today. I’m feeling sick with nerves. Just one more win. That’s all I ask.
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Just spoken to my dads care home. I’m allowed to go and see him tomorrow for half an hour. It’s nowhere near long enough but it’s a start. Not seen him since March 20th. I can’t wait. Can’t believe it’s been over 3 months. I’ve told them not to tell him so I can surprise him.
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Some Liverpool fans giving me some shite last night….6 times blah blah just asked them how many trebles had they won….
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Please can I ask that Danny Murphy never ever covers a @ManCity game again. The main is an absolute tool!.
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My dad would have loved today. I raised my beer to him when we lifted the trophy.💙 Its because of him that I absolutely love @ManCity 💙
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This is brilliant. I’d buy one. Not sure the market he is aiming for will though.
FA Cup final? Against city? Prep for the occasion NOW. Imagine 40,000 Reds wearing this inside Wembley!. 💙 #derbyday #facupfinal #dirtycheatingbastards #mufc #manutd
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Went to a wedding on Saturday. The groom is a staunch Man Utd supporter. Thought it fitting to wear this for the ceremony.😆
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Had to have a selfie with some of the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. Rude not to.🤩
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Today I am 46. I can’t believe I’m now 4 years away from 50. In my head I’m still a delinquent 17 year old. I certainly drink like one. Happy birthday to me.🙈😂🍻🙈🙈🙈.
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Tis my 47th birthday today. I shall be spending most of it social distancing drinking with some of the neighbours this afternoon and having a great takeaway meal with my good lady wife from one of our favourite local restaurants in Oswestry tonight.🤩.
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I’ve had a better offer…. What can be better than Man United….?. City….!🩵. #JimmyGrimble @ManCity
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Hello darkness my old friend……….
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I hate this guy with every fibre of my being. What a massive Cupid stunt he is.
“Last year I said on TV, ‘They s**t themselves’ and I said this year, ‘They didn’t s**t themselves.” 🤣🤣🤣. Patrice Evra with the straight unintentional comedy in the Man City - Real Madrid CBS post-game show. 🤣. #UCL
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Still makes me shudder that 👇🏼 ever played for us. Can’t stand the guy.
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I was allowed half an hour with my dad today in his care home. I stretched the visit to 40 min so I could help him open his Xmas presents even though there was a screen between us. Was having to throw them to him. Not ideal but I feel lucky I got to see him even for a short time.
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It’s balloon day for me today. Blows my tiny little mind that I am 51 today meaning I celebrated my 21st 30 years ago. THIRTY years ago. Christ…I remember the day like it was yesterday. I also remember the alcohol poisoning the day after too. 🤣🤢Another year closer to death.😂.
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Not a season ticket holder unfortunately but have been to a few games this season as a City member. Did my last home game this season today. Managed 10 games living down the road in Shropshire. Love getting to the Etihad as often as I can. All 10 games attended ended in City wins.
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Just want to say a massive thank you from me and my family to everyone who has sent me amazing messages about my dad passing yesterday. I’m really sorry I can’t reply to them all there are so many. I am completely overwhelmed. Thank you all so much. Truly appreciated.💙.
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Our next door neighbours have had this up since they won the league. Rest assured I have invested in a city flag. Once the league is won I shall show a before and after photo.
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My brother died in May 2008. He lived in Cape Town. I miss him greatly. I took this photo when visiting him for the last time in December 2007.
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This came up on my Facebook timeline this morning from 4 years ago.😂
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A sod of a journey home and only just walked through the door but a cracking result made the trip to the Republik of Mancunia very worthwhile.
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Absolutely loved these. Gutted they no longer make them. Could eat them all day long.
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I’ve managed to get to 14 league, CL or FA Cup homes games over the past 2 seasons and everyone I’ve been to City have won. Going next week to the Madrid game. #justsaying Fingers crossed the run continues….
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Absolutely crying at that wet wipe Goldbridge. Priceless absolutely priceless.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💙💙💙.
Mark Goldbridge getting the fastest 'Karma' for mocking Man City fans is the funniest sh!t ever 🤣🤣.#FACupFinal #MUNMCI #ManchesterDerby
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It’s finally happened. The day has finally dawned…today I left my 40s. I’m now in my 50s. Won’t be long until all my insurance is SAGA, all my holidays will be Eastbourne, I’ll procrastinate over what colour mobility scooter to get & which home I want putting in. #balloonday.
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